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Skyap is when you get uckred in the nose on a surprising way.
Man 1: Hey, are you at my place in 10 min?
Man 2: Skyap.
Man 1: ?
Man 2: I am outside already, please open
by SSleif December 15, 2019
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Skype daddy

A divorced or separated dad who communicates on Skype with his kids, who primarily live with their mom.
Biomom: “Jerry calls the girls every night now after dinner.”

Biomom’s divorced confidente: “I thought you don’t even answer the phone if you see it’s him.”

Biomom: “No, he skypes them during homework time.”

Confidente: “Ahh. Ya my Roger was a skype daddy too. It’s a phase.”
by PJMac August 1, 2012
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Scissor Skype

When 2 lesbians are having a long distance relationship and are reduced to dry humping their webcam simultaneously during a skype session.
I logged on to my computer to skype with a friend of mine and the camera was really blurry. My roommate, Mary, must have been in here humping the webcam again during her scissor skype session.
by Ninjee Star September 21, 2012
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Skyepod

The act of heating up two metal knives on an electric stove, cutting the bottom out of a 16.9 fl oz plastic bottle, rolling up pot said with a Canadian accent into little pods, placing said pods in between the heated metal knives and inhaling the result through the cut up bottle.

Created by Skye Pronounced: skahy but spelled ESS KAY WHY EEEE Wilson, member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Skye: You wanna try something cool?
Chick: Of course, cause you're mother effing Skye Wilson.
Skye: Cool. Let's smoke some Skyepods!
by ESSKAYWHYEEEE September 30, 2010
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Skype Spliff

When a minimum of two people talk on Skype (or Google+ for the more technologically advanced) to smoke marijuana at the same time, and share the effects of their smoking experience.

This term can be used as a noun (a skype spliff) or a verb (to skype spliff).
Skype Spliff success:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Paul: Sure! I was about to smoke anyways!

Skype Spliff fail:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Edward: Sorry man I have to read a 300 page book about the American Constitution for tomorrow.
by Hairs of London2 November 14, 2011
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Skyami

Slang for the City of Miami. Typically used by rappers like Future, LUCKI, and Lil Baby.
I got tired of being in Broward so we slid south to Skyami and hit the Booby Trap to throw breesh and see ass.
by nolimit954 February 25, 2023
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Skype Bang

Skype Bang is the act of banging someone on skype(everyone plz go back to skype)
by Rowley Heffley February 2, 2020
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