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A man's girlfriend or a girl that a man is sexualy active with.
jon: "who's that bitch over there?"
brian: "Man, that's kevin's skweez!"
skweez by jiu jits fighter March 20, 2008
Words you can keep
To touch or squeeze a girl's ass.
Boy: hey
Girl: hi
Boy: so can i get my skweez?
Girl: sure!

Touch
Skweez by Symoné M May 10, 2010
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fresh skWeez'd 

An insightful look into the life and accessories of soccer moms as portrayed on the talented website bearing the same name.
That new coach handbag on Kay is fresh skWeez'd.
fresh skWeez'd by Sandi68 April 28, 2006
noun. pronounced (swee-z)

The combination of the words steez (slang for style) and swagger. Sweez is more than just the clothes you wear and how you carry yourself. Your steez should identify not only your taste in music and fashion, but how see the world around you. Proper gentleman always convey a refined, confident "sweez" when seen in public or when courting a fine honey dip.
"How the heck did Britt pull that Filipino queen with the English accent and green eyes?"

"His sweez was on point last night son; how could he not?"

or

Damon walks into the party with a brand new pair of LaCoste shoes on his feet and a perfectly tailored cardigan to match his hat. Brandon tips his cup towards him and says, "I see that sweez son" in approval.

see also "I see that"
Sweez by Prezident Elekt October 21, 2009

yammer butt skeezer 

an girl that is a skeezer/whore who is also an asshole that talks too much shit.
Travis: Hey did you see Lana? I heard she slept with the whole basketball team.

Jesse: Yea I saw her she's always talking crap. She is such a yammer butt skeezer
The southern hick term for weed.

This weed is typically very harsh and cheap, just like your daughter's virginity.
Y'all, whom's't'd've smoked up the skweed?

Yall ain't gonna pick up some sour skweed from that Arkie up in Obion are ya?

skeezer in the freezer 

no class, no morals, slut that you keep on the side.
dominique wont put out tonight, good thing i got a skeezer in the freezer
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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