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1. Sketched out, creeped out,
2. Hit-on
I got skeezed on by some old lady.
Dude's skeezin' on your girl!
I'm feelin' kinda skeezed because of Mr. Harrington
skeezed by J-Rizzle fo' Shizzle June 11, 2007

Skeezed Out 

Skeezed out
1. Verb, transitive, always paired together with the adverb "out" + a personal pronoun .
- To give someone the creeps or the willies (except in the U.K. where giving the willy to someone has a completely different meaning and can get you arrested) Usually accompanied by involuntary shaking, dry mouth, goose bumps, hair standing up on the nape of the neck and/or, in extreme circumstances causing loss of bladder or bowel control.

Skeezed out

2. Verb, intransitive, To be unpleasantly made aware of something. To be spooked, disgusted, shocked or incredulous of something or someone.
1. Man, I was really skeezed out by that big-ass cobweb with dozens of baby spiders on it when I walked into it in the dark.
2. James was skeezed out on his wedding night when he discovered that his new husband had three testicles.
Skeezed Out by CrazyIvoryPounder February 21, 2023

peeter skweezer 

One who enjoys fondling male genetalia
That damn Fred is a peeter skweezer!
peeter skweezer by Molecule- November 10, 2008
When a male ejaculates on your face then rubs it in
I just skeezed you kid
Skeezed by TheCoochieBoy January 19, 2021
To get fucked up smokin' some blunts and slammin' on some beers
Yo nigga, let's get fuckin' sweezed up tonight.
sweezed by ennigga November 8, 2007
The state of being so high off cannbis your doing crazy things you would never do while sober. Zoned out. Uncontrollable laughing. Skeeze bag.
Aw man, I forgot to take the Pizza out the Pizza box before I put it in the oven, man I’m so skeezed !
Skeezed by Caroljane21 February 19, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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