A brand of cream first released in 2008 to cure a disease called Sandy Vagitis, more commonly known as sandpaper vagina. Over the years, the CDC further developed their product in many different colors & flavors, as well as adapt its use for nature’s condom and OstrichCamels alike. The product’s advertising phrase soon became “Spladoosh: for those sandpapery days!”

The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.

Tanya: “I haven’t been able to Fedelisk in days.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”

Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”

Spladoosh by tothewillymobile October 18, 2011

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skadoosh

The most powerful move in the kung foo panda franchise

"imma skadoosh you!"

"Noooooo!"

skadoosh by dannyraff June 8, 2018

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Skadooshuary

a word that means awesome or cool.

awesome

cool

rad

skadooshuary

Skadooshuary means awesome or cool or anything related to those words

Skadooshuary by einnadnaphesoj October 2, 2011

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Skadooshed

The process of zoning out to a Web-video, the TV, or anything visual while stoned and snapping out of said trance.

Dude, I just skadooshed into the TV! Man I'm high!

Skadooshed by PikaPikachuuu December 19, 2011

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