skuttled 

The walk performed when you discover there is no toilet paper and you have to inch along with your pants around your ankles to retrieve some

I prayed a quick prayer that no one barged in and like a mermaid on land, skuttled as quickly as I could without toppling over.

skuttled by Sammy Clementine July 30, 2025

Shuttled 

So high you forget you're on Earth.

"Hey man, I'm so shuttled right now.."
"Me too man, where are we again?"

Shuttled by CheechORChong? May 2, 2010

skittledicking 

The act of putting skittles in your foreskin before getting a blow job.

I totally gave that bitch a a skittledicking, she tasted the rainbow if you know what I mean!

skittledicking by Super Man222 June 26, 2008

skittledicking 

A sexual act in which an uncircumcised man puts one or more skittles under the foreskin of his penis prior to receiving a blowjob, so that the partner performing the blowjob gets to enjoy eating some skittles.

Ted felt that being circumcised put him at a disadvantage in the dating market, since every girl he met seemed to love skittledicking.

skittledicking by oh come on now, for serious June 26, 2008

sputtled 

When a liquid overflows from a to-go container due to multitasking.

ugggh my coffee just sputtled all over the place whilst trying to carry this case of beer.

sputtled by adriana danger March 15, 2009

skittledicking 

The act of hiding skittles under the foreskin or inside the urethra in order to provide a pleasant surprise for someone performing oral sex.

I was skittledicking Tracy the other night. She was all "Whoa, skittles! Awesome!"

skittledicking by The Royal We June 26, 2008

Skittled 

Another word for when you go for a poo and it doesnt come out all in one but comes out in little divided pieces

I just skittled in the toilet

Skittled by Dan leavy March 23, 2017