skunchy 

To hold the qualities of a walking moldy pile of ass drool; commonly affiliated with a wart-infested donkey dick.

If people refer to you as "whale vagina", then you're probably skunchy.

skunchy by mangled weenis June 26, 2015

Smunchy 

An adjective describing someone or something that is unbearably cute/adorable.

Variants include: smunch (verb and noun), smunchiest (for emphasis) and smunchbag (can be both a noun and adjective).

"What a smunchy bastard!"

"That kitten is the smunchiest smunch that ever smunched."

Smunchy by Gwaxl April 4, 2005

Skunch

1. A type of canned food popularized by Mission Hill.
2. Junk, bullshit
3. Replacement for the word "bunk"

1. This skunch was on sale at the 99 cent store. It tastes horrible.
2. Quit talkin skunch.
3. That pot was skunch.

Skunch by bizdorph October 14, 2003

smunchy 

Soft, melty and crunchy.

"This taco is smunchy".

smunchy by Adam Laughlin September 21, 2005

skunchkin 

Skank + munchkin.

A female of diminutive height, inappropriate dress and small intellectual capacity.

Tattoos, piercings, unnaturally bleached blonde hair and far too much makeup are all common features.

Skunchkins may enjoy getting drunk, music festivals, squealing, posting inordinate amounts of photos on Facebook, fashion trends, high heels to disguise their literal and figurative insignificance, and generally being annoying and vapid.

She has a tramp stamp? Well duh, she's a skunchkin.

skunchkin by lnkt May 21, 2011

Smunchy 

Really comfortable, warm and cosy.

Ooh wow, this jacket/Jumper/whatever/poison wrap is soooo smunchy!

Oh MY GOODNESS!!!!! THESE ARE THE SMUNCHIEST PANTS! How much are they? ($400000) TAKEN!

Smunchy by Manet March 23, 2008

slunchy 

having or exhibiting a grainy yet slimy and oily texture, may or may not give off foul odors

after a long day of rotting in the sun, my peanut butter had become rather slunchy and quite frankly, in-edible

slunchy by shayde1 June 16, 2010