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1. A type of canned food popularized by Mission Hill.
2. Junk, bullshit
3. Replacement for the word "bunk"
1. This skunch was on sale at the 99 cent store. It tastes horrible.
2. Quit talkin skunch.
3. That pot was skunch.
by bizdorph October 14, 2003
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A word used to describe someone -usually a female, that is a skank, a cunt and a bitch all in one.
Man, I work with this chick named Laura, and she is such a skunch. I hate her.
by Bitch-ho April 24, 2008
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Noun: used to describe someone- usually a female, that is a skank, a cunt and a bitch all in one.
Man, I work with this chick named Laura, and she is such a skunch. I hate her.
by Bitch-ho April 25, 2008
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Skunch is the name of an american dog owned by Austin Frayley
He calls his dog a Skunch.

Skunch is a small dog, Skunch likes to be a prostitute in his spare time and have rough sex with all of the other dogs in the neighborhood. and because of the Skunch, there are alot of baby Skunch's running around the the town. Following in the sluttish ways of the Skunch.

Other than that there is a miserable "band" trying to steal the name of our beloved pup Skunch
a wild skunch has appeared...
to fuck your bitch
by DankPilots[YDG] September 10, 2016
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a word used to describe a disgusting unidentifiable substance or situation
ie. the stuff in your mouth when you wake up in the morning - morning skunch, the watery stuff that comes out if you don't shake ketchup - ketchup skunch

also

when you wake up feeling heavy and hungry and stuffy and sweaty after a bad night "i feel skunchy this morning", or someone has really wet, dirty, smelly socks after walking home through slush "man, your socks are skunchy"
by Alilan March 17, 2006
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An adjective describing anything that is cliche cool, in a 'dark' or over-the-top way. Usually bad, but used very sparingly can be okay or even good.
"I just saw someone playing Ninja Blade. Black clad figure using swords and large vehicle mounted weaponry to take down over-the-top demons using various flourished kill scenes, it's literally all skunch. Eerily fun though..."
"I couldn't stand a single second of the last two Matrix movies, they took out all the good parts of the first and quickly pumped it with skunch."

LISTS NOT COMPREHENSIVE.

Usernames:
-DarkNinja
-AssassinSniper
-Bl@ck @gony
-Blood Sword Master
-DarkCatalyst
-Grey_Shadow
-Shadowbain
-Dementid

Game or from game examples:
-Sephiroth
-Ninja Blade
-Starkiller

Actions:
-Walking away from an explosion without looking.
-'Cool' one liners before winning
-Physics broken combat, usually long melee battles in the air.
by Dementid February 10, 2011
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1. First, one of the funniest words you'll ever hear.
2. Skunch is a word originally meaning Resin collected from a marijuana smoking apparatus. Since then, Skunch has come to be a lifestyle for some, reflecting around the idea that "you may not have much, but do what you can with it", based on the act of smoking Skunch. You may not have real weed, but you do have Skunch, so use it!
Skunchers are usually people with wide taste in music, although they favor real Punk and psychedelic music from the 60s-70s. Skunchers don't care what you think of them, they are blunt and to the point, dress however they want, and stay true to themselves. Drugs and psychedlia are a big part of Skunch culture, but not necessary to be Skunch.
1. SKUNCH! hahaha

2. Keep it Skunchin', when you smokin' some Skunch and drinkin' punch, roll with the punches and respect the Skunches, Straight Skunchin' all day. I spend my nights acting Skunch and spend my morning eating Captain Crunch.

"Did you see that guy walking up the street, he was truckin' and wearing a robe while smoking a blunt!"
"Must have been a Skunch"
by El Skuncho July 05, 2007
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