skunching

The skill, no, art, of having sexual intercourse with any other human being, in any orifice, by penetrating the opening with either your nose (if it is big enough), or the nose of a clown mask that the pitcher is wearing. Used commonly in conjunction with krumping.

"I totally was krumping, and I did a backflip and I accidentally skunched a bitch!" skunching

by Will Mayo May 10, 2006

Squanching

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.

Alex loves to go squanching at noon.

by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

Squanching

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!

Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.

by Rob smitch January 21, 2019

squanching

Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!

I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum

by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018

skitching

(1) the act of being pulled by a vehicle (car, truck, tractor, etc.) while either riding on a skateboard, skates, bicycle, handcart, etc.

(2) the act of being dragged from the rear bumper of a vehicle during winter months when there is a lot of snow present. Children do this by waiting at stop signs to grab onto unsuspecting cars while they stop and being dragged while sliding their feet on the snow.

So, I slammed on my breaks when I saw the kid skitching on my bumper and he slid right under the car.

by smartypants October 7, 2004

Stutching Stick

A stick used to stutch a fire, move around the logs, an outdoor fire poker

Use the Stutching Stick to situate that log on the fire better

by Stutcher April 6, 2021

Skucking

skuhk-ing - (adjective, adverb)

1. Pertaining to or having sexual relations with someone via Skype.

Origin: 2011; skuck. skuhk

1. I started flirting with this guy on skype and we ended up skucking all night.
2. Since my wife left to join the military, we've kept things going intimately by skucking.

by SkyHigness March 8, 2011