skrutch
Jimbo is a real skrutch. He called in sick to his job at the cyber-criminal shop so he could kick old ladies crossing the street.
skrutch by Starrwriter1 February 19, 2019
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scrutching
Using a crutch to scratch your legs since you are physically impaired at the moment to do the same with your hands.
scrutching by A.I.R January 16, 2010
skutch
Skutch (rhymes with "butch") is NOT an ebonics word (don't know where they got that idea from) and definitely does NOT mean "slut" or anything like it. It means "pest" and has been used for several generations by Italian-Americans. It comes from the Italian word, "scocciare" (pron. skoh-CHA-reh)which means "to bother or annoy".
skrunch
a facial expression depicting and indisputable agreement of joint amusement or joy concerning a comment or common observation of something cool or funny....
"THE SKRUNCH" is physically defined by the ooooooooh reaction, where by, and associated with the tightening of the muscles between the eye, cheek, and mouth area. One causes your skin above your nose look similar to an accordian. It is displayed in cats of all groups when they smell another cats territory markings and perform what is refered to as "HUFFING" or skrunching of the nose area. Can also be described as making the skin on top of your nose look like a girls hair "skrunchie"
skrunch by THE HAMSTER AND THE HAMSTRESS April 13, 2011
skritches
The act of scratching a pet in a quick motion by making a opening and closing claw motion. Like scratching/itching at the same time.
Skratch
Skratch by DJ SCRIZZLE November 20, 2003
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