skreetch 

A very obnoxious girlfriend

My girlfriend is being a real skreetch today

skreetch by Anna. Borshon July 24, 2022

skeetch dick

The swelling or inflammation of the tip of the penis. A unique std that comes from the skeetchestn Indian reserve near Kamloops bc generally carried by barrel racers and 6.0 owners.

OMG last night was phenomenal but I think she she gave me skeetch dick my penis hurts.

skeetch dick by Anonymouspimp123 June 24, 2023

skeetchie 

a whore, slut, skank.

"damnnn that skeetchie fucked SO many guys!"

#that skeetchie is suck a slut"

skeetchie by blaow123456789 March 20, 2011

skeetch 

To perform an illegal and dangerous act of taxiing vehicles, past-time/sport/activity originating from the city of Chicago.

It is performed by being hidden from sight at a stop sign and as a vehicle starts to take off, while ducking down below the back window, one runs up behind the vehicle and takes hold of it's rear bumper, squats down and skiis to or near their destination, where they release the bumper and walk or grab the next taxi. You wait until the vehicle starts to take off so that the vehicle can gain momentum and not be weighed down at the start.

A master skeetcher is one who has never been spotted or noticed by the driver or passengers until parting from the vehicle. They can take hold of the bumper without sound or movement on the vehicle and never fall off or get hung up on a bumper. They are light, but firm on their feet and can own the same pair of shoes for years, without wearing the soles down. They also have saved one or many of their friends from injury caused by losing grip of a bumper and can switch places without fear of losing grip him/herself.

Plenty of kids were injured over the years by assholes who intentionally fishtailed toward poles and signs while kids were skeetching their rear bumpers.

It was a fun thing for us to do through the 70s and 80s and I feel for the kids who can't play like we did, due to the rising population of sadistic individuals, who hide behind the mask that they're something tough, because they're angry they weren't sexually abused a by family members while growing up.

skeetch by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010

skretch 

A person/situation/place regarded by an individual or a consensus reached among a group that is seen as highly unusual, suspect, or just plain weird.

1. Whoah you see that cop thats been tailing us for the last 6 streets? Skretch.

2. You didn't head from Jane last night?! Well, considering she gave it to me in the bathroom halfway through 6th period...skretch

3. Traveling to North Korea with diplomatic relationships as they are is skretch.

skretch by Master of Nuggets April 22, 2008

Skeetched 

To be high or drunk to the greatest extent

Friend: Hey man how was the party last night?

Guy: It was sick dude. I was skeetched out of my mother fuckin' mind.

Skeetched by The Bartender123 January 3, 2011

skeetch 

Slang, cocaine or probably crack carried by Mules in their rectum

After smoking a eight ball of skeetch Roxy quickly took to bending over.

skeetch by F. Flintstone March 31, 2003