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Skranch, or Skranching, is the act of putting Hidden Valley Ranch on a man’s penis in replace of lubricant and then proceeding to give him both a handjob and blowjob with it.
“OMG you’ll never believe what Sky did last night! She gave Danny a Skranch!”
Skranch by space_qveen June 24, 2025
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A word to describe a delicious most scrumptious meal prepared fresh while under the influence of marijuana.
That meal was so scranch I almost creamed myself.
Scranch by Danwan3 May 8, 2019
Excessively, unnecessarily and confusingly arrogant. A former frat boy that now desperately clings to his 20's as he goes deeper into his 30's. He feels the need to constantly remind (much to the chagrin) everyone around him, including strangers and friends, about how 'awesome' he is.
Can you believe that guy is wearing three pastel polo shirts with all of the collars popped; what a skanch!
Skanch by blueammo May 14, 2011
a facial expression depicting and indisputable agreement of joint amusement or joy concerning a comment or common observation of something cool or funny....
"THE SKRUNCH" is physically defined by the ooooooooh reaction, where by, and associated with the tightening of the muscles between the eye, cheek, and mouth area. One causes your skin above your nose look similar to an accordian. It is displayed in cats of all groups when they smell another cats territory markings and perform what is refered to as "HUFFING" or skrunching of the nose area. Can also be described as making the skin on top of your nose look like a girls hair "skrunchie"
many DJs skratch
Skratch by DJ SCRIZZLE November 20, 2003

Skratching

manipulating recorded sound via its speed (forwards, backwards, fast, slow, etc.) and volume (smooth fading or choppy). Usually done over a beat to express rhythm and skill. Can also be applied to drum (to make drum beats from skratching), basslines, words, synth noises et al.
All that skratching 's makin' me itch.
Skratching by DJ Krane November 17, 2010