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To beat, rape, destroy, or pwn. Used in MMORPG settings.
I just skranched that n00b warlock with my Ambush Rank 4.
skranch by Fraggles June 10, 2008
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Skranch, or Skranching, is the act of putting Hidden Valley Ranch on a man’s penis in replace of lubricant and then proceeding to give him both a handjob and blowjob with it.
“OMG you’ll never believe what Sky did last night! She gave Danny a Skranch!”
Skranch by space_qveen June 24, 2025
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A word to describe a delicious most scrumptious meal prepared fresh while under the influence of marijuana.
That meal was so scranch I almost creamed myself.
Scranch by Danwan3 May 8, 2019
Excessively, unnecessarily and confusingly arrogant. A former frat boy that now desperately clings to his 20's as he goes deeper into his 30's. He feels the need to constantly remind (much to the chagrin) everyone around him, including strangers and friends, about how 'awesome' he is.
Can you believe that guy is wearing three pastel polo shirts with all of the collars popped; what a skanch!
Skanch by blueammo May 14, 2011
a facial expression depicting and indisputable agreement of joint amusement or joy concerning a comment or common observation of something cool or funny....
"THE SKRUNCH" is physically defined by the ooooooooh reaction, where by, and associated with the tightening of the muscles between the eye, cheek, and mouth area. One causes your skin above your nose look similar to an accordian. It is displayed in cats of all groups when they smell another cats territory markings and perform what is refered to as "HUFFING" or skrunching of the nose area. Can also be described as making the skin on top of your nose look like a girls hair "skrunchie"
Sound made when manipulating vinyl back and forth.
many DJs skratch
Skratch by DJ SCRIZZLE November 20, 2003

Skratching

manipulating recorded sound via its speed (forwards, backwards, fast, slow, etc.) and volume (smooth fading or choppy). Usually done over a beat to express rhythm and skill. Can also be applied to drum (to make drum beats from skratching), basslines, words, synth noises et al.
All that skratching 's makin' me itch.
Skratching by DJ Krane November 17, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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