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Skranch
Skranch, or Skranching, is the act of putting Hidden Valley Ranch on a man’s penis in replace of lubricant and then proceeding to give him both a handjob and blowjob with it.
Skranch by space_qveen June 24, 2025
Scranch
A word to describe a delicious most scrumptious meal prepared fresh while under the influence of marijuana.
Skanch
Excessively, unnecessarily and confusingly arrogant. A former frat boy that now desperately clings to his 20's as he goes deeper into his 30's. He feels the need to constantly remind (much to the chagrin) everyone around him, including strangers and friends, about how 'awesome' he is.
skrunch
a facial expression depicting and indisputable agreement of joint amusement or joy concerning a comment or common observation of something cool or funny....
"THE SKRUNCH" is physically defined by the ooooooooh reaction, where by, and associated with the tightening of the muscles between the eye, cheek, and mouth area. One causes your skin above your nose look similar to an accordian. It is displayed in cats of all groups when they smell another cats territory markings and perform what is refered to as "HUFFING" or skrunching of the nose area. Can also be described as making the skin on top of your nose look like a girls hair "skrunchie"
skrunch by THE HAMSTER AND THE HAMSTRESS April 13, 2011
Skratch
Skratch by DJ SCRIZZLE November 20, 2003
Skratching
manipulating recorded sound via its speed (forwards, backwards, fast, slow, etc.) and volume (smooth fading or choppy). Usually done over a beat to express rhythm and skill. Can also be applied to drum (to make drum beats from skratching), basslines, words, synth noises et al.
Skratching by DJ Krane November 17, 2010
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