Saranchuk 

Bro's a literal L. I already know he walks around with fake ass Travis Scott Jordan's. Homies got weird ass chest genetics, like genuinely. Says nigga 4 times a hour, and his chest genetics suck. Gets no pum pum unless she's a 5 or below. but deep down he is one of the greatest people you'll ever meet just kidding i lied fuck that chopped nigga and his shiitty barber ahmad and his chest genetics are ass

"Saranchuk is a cheater" - Amanda Demenski

Saranchuk by dabeesechurger October 18, 2022

Saranuke 

(sayr-uh-nook) verb: The act of being in the water underneath a dock while hanging on to it. Traditionally, being drunk/high/both while doing this is necessary in order to truely saranuke. Originally the name of a boat tied up at the dock in which the practice got started, on the western shore of Lake Champlain. Commonly a convenient way to cool off in the water while staying out of the sun, but also an extremely effective way to void ones bowels in a public setting in broad daylight without the unwanted attention you would get while out of water.

Hey man. Fuck this party. Lets steal that handle of Black Velvet from that cheewee and go saranuke.

Saranuke by Riptile42 July 21, 2016

Sarachek 

A large basketball tournament in which the yeshiva league basketball team and “fans” congress in YU; an event in which you finally meet the person you’ve been snapping for the past year. At the game, be prepared to see your whole “family”— eskies, last lovers, fellow hoes, and spit sisters

“Hey bro are you finally gonna get with her next week at sarachek??”

Sarachek by Gafacwvysta March 6, 2019

Sarachek 

A guy that just doesn't know what's going on.

Cmon sarachek.
Pay attention sarachek.

Sarachek by Ldawgydawg October 7, 2016