A downwardly mobile, low income, juvenile variant redneck between the ages of 15 to 25 usually inhabiting the suburban fringes of small to medium sized metropolitan areas. The prototypical Skozer is characterized by long hair (sometimes feathered), whispy moustache, high-top sneakers, jeans and a death metal or monster truck type t-shirt. Typically observed driving trucks with outlandishly large tires, the skozer is often a dune buggy/off road enthusiast with a penchant for cheap beer and a variety of non prescription street drugs.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.