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A downwardly mobile, low income, juvenile variant redneck between the ages of 15 to 25 usually inhabiting the suburban fringes of small to medium sized metropolitan areas. The prototypical Skozer is characterized by long hair (sometimes feathered), whispy moustache, high-top sneakers, jeans and a death metal or monster truck type t-shirt. Typically observed driving trucks with outlandishly large tires, the skozer is often a dune buggy/off road enthusiast with a penchant for cheap beer and a variety of non prescription street drugs.
"Cody got Mandy pregnant when she was sixteen. What a skozer!"
Skozer by Meat Ball May 6, 2008
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A word used to discriminate against short light skin boys with curly hair.
"Hey look its the soozer!"

"Get that fucking soozer out of here!"
Soozer by evxnkndy June 21, 2021
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noun. When you get so skoned from snoking that you forget you are having sex.
"Thats some bomb ass dank ass skunk my dude. better than that greenie from up north.. crystalized man--oooeewwww... that skunk gave me a skoner last time you and I blew that session."
Skoner by nategknows December 10, 2013
An altered state of mind that seems normal to those who can't stay sober.

when you reach a point in life that to feel sober you need a beer and a blunt.
Here come the Pigs, Everybody act Skobër!
skober by SmokaOne September 5, 2004
poser skank...pretends to be a whore to fit in.
skoser by Lizzie Marie April 26, 2006
a slutty gropie mostly used to describe a rappers groupie
yo dat gurrl is a skeezer
skezer by hey what r u eating April 8, 2005
a slozer is a lazy slut. she/he will engage in the act of sexual intercourse multiple in one week but then take a months or so time of break. therefore, a slozer only engages in sexual intercourse with the sugar dadies. the lazy slut will still as much cash as possible for the sugar daddy, hence being able to take long breaks in between one night stands.
Do you see that girl over there? I bet she's a slozer! She always has time on her hands, and always has money.