A downwardly mobile, low income, juvenile variant redneck between the ages of 15 to 25 usually inhabiting the suburban fringes of small to medium sized metropolitan areas. The prototypical Skozer is characterized by long hair (sometimes feathered), whispy moustache, high-top sneakers, jeans and a death metal or monster truck type t-shirt. Typically observed driving trucks with outlandishly large tires, the skozer is often a dune buggy/off road enthusiast with a penchant for cheap beer and a variety of non prescription street drugs.
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when you reach a point in life that to feel sober you need a beer and a blunt.
when you reach a point in life that to feel sober you need a beer and a blunt.
by SmokaOne September 5, 2004
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by Lizzie Marie April 26, 2006
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Get the skezer mug.a slozer is a lazy slut. she/he will engage in the act of sexual intercourse multiple in one week but then take a months or so time of break. therefore, a slozer only engages in sexual intercourse with the sugar dadies. the lazy slut will still as much cash as possible for the sugar daddy, hence being able to take long breaks in between one night stands.
Do you see that girl over there? I bet she's a slozer! She always has time on her hands, and always has money.
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