Skoop(ing) 

To skype while pooping. To poop while skyping. Skooping.

Ive gotta take a dump...you tryna have a skoop date?
Me: What are you doin?
you: Skoop(ing).

Skoop(ing) by Mary Poopins October 13, 2010

Stoop(ing) Herb

Smoking/getting high while chilling on a stoop.

Stoop(ing) Herb

Stoop(ing) Herb by Herbie B. April 26, 2011

Skooping 

The process of which one skypes while pooping.

Hey mom, I'm just skooping with my best friend.

Skooping by Ajlatan Reznib May 16, 2011

Skooping 

Skyping while pooping. Usually an activity reserved for those with a close personal bond.

Infinitive: to Skoop
Past tense: Skooped

Spanish infinitive: Skoopir

Austin and I were Skooping the other day. Now we're best friends.

Skooping by othafa7 October 22, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016