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skoggins 

The sock that a teenage boy or man uses to ejaculate in when masturbating, usually hiding the item of clothing under his bed, in his closet or in some other discreet location. The sock is used because it catches all of the ejaculate and negates the need to to clean up after jerking it, a convenience when jerking it in bed before he falls asleep. The word is a portmanteau of the phrase "skeet in" with the words sock and soggy.
Joe: "I couldn't fall asleep when I went to bed last night so I jacked it. But once I came, I passed out with my nut all over my stomach."
John: "Dude, that's why I keep my skoggins under my bed, I just grab it and nut in that so I don't need to get up to clean off."

Joe's mom was upset her son hadn't picked up his room, so she went in and grabbed the laundry off the floor. She even found his skoggins under the bed.
skoggins by User91316 June 12, 2013

Scoggins middle school 

Is a ghetto middle school where everybody there thinks they rich as fuck but really quite poor they all hoes there. The Stonebridge kids all on drugs and think they rich as fuck but they anit and they all stuck up. The North Craig ranch are nice ass kids and fun kids. The apartment kids are cool too and are fun to hangout with. The teachers are mainly good. But it is pretty ghetto for Frisco. the 6th grade hall smells like shit a lot.
Scoggins middle school aka the hoes school and the ghetto

skogging 

In 1975, Chris Yandall, World Slalom Skateboard champ wrote an article that was published in Skateboarder Magazine "Cut the Jive and Jog"(1975). In 2004, while riding his skateboard after a major celebration session at Mission Beach LaHaina's down the boardwalk, the word "skogging" popped in his head.

Skateboarding and jogging. "SKOGGING" which led to the website www.skogging.com to commemorate this new action sport niche.
"Yo. Dude! Let's go skogging!"

or

"Use your noggin, let's go skogging.
skogging by Chris Yandall October 10, 2004

Nasty Skaggins 

To be so incredibly drunk and/or high to the point where one must abruptly take a massive dump, unexpectedly vomit, and then inevtiably pass out. In that order.
"Dude, that guy sure is messed up tonight! He made a big fool of himself."

"Yeah, he's got a bad case of the Nasty Skaggins."
Nasty Skaggins by Andy P. Facto June 10, 2007

Scoggins Middle School 

A school where most of the kids spread rumors about you because they ain't got nothing else to talk about, 6th graders have dog shit on their shoe and smear it on the bus floor, the teachers overreact about everything you do, kids play the most annoying shit on the bus, and everyone is looking for a fight.
What's the shittiest school you have ever been too? Scoggins Middle School.

Scoggins Middle School 

Really a ghetto ass school bruh. Like if you go to scoggins you think you cool but you really not and the damn 6th grade hallway smells like dooty booty. The class of 2020 were the only good kids and anyone after that brought the school back down to shit. but in other words scoggins is just a ghetto ass school next to a ghetto neighborhood in front of a field.
Oh you go to Scoggins Middle School? so yall the school with roaches coming up from the drains and locker room?
Scoggins Middle School by papajohn72 September 9, 2021

scoggins 

The sock that a teenage boy or man uses to ejaculate in when masturbating, usually hiding the item of clothing under his bed, in his closet or in some other discreet location. The sock is used because it catches all of the ejaculate and negates the need to to clean up after jerking it, a convenience when jerking it in bed before he falls asleep. The word is a portmanteau of the phrase "skeet in" with the words sock and soggy.
Joe: "I couldn't fall asleep when I went to bed last night so I jacked it. But once I came, I passed out with my nut all over my stomach."
John: "Dude, that's why I keep my scoggins under my bed, I just grab it and nut in that so I don't need to get up to clean off."

Joe's mom was upset her son hadn't picked up his room, so she went in and grabbed the laundry off the floor. She even found his scoggins under the bed.
scoggins by User90358 June 11, 2013
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