sklartching

The act of masterbating using destructive and/or painfull methods.

I need a low grit sandpaper for my sklartching session later.

by Ranchgirls August 8, 2023

Skratching

manipulating recorded sound via its speed (forwards, backwards, fast, slow, etc.) and volume (smooth fading or choppy). Usually done over a beat to express rhythm and skill. Can also be applied to drum (to make drum beats from skratching), basslines, words, synth noises et al.

All that skratching 's makin' me itch.

by DJ Krane November 17, 2010

Splatching

The noise the penis makes when one starts masturbating but his penis is not entirely hard yet.

Joe started to jerk, but he got turned off by the splatching.

by Fhowa May 31, 2016

Shlarching

Shlarching is a verb that comes from an act most commonly used during SCAT sex, when seminal fluid or cum is sucked from the female participants vagina, in a pig like eating fashion after the act of borud.

The newlyweds celebrated their union with a thundercats marathon, SCAT sex, borud, followed by his shlarching.

by the most gross October 8, 2011

Sklerching

The act of ejaculating during a sweet docking sesh - of which the sound is akin to squeezing gravy through a cheese cloth.

Hey, bro - wanna go sklerching later?
Yeah, man! I'm always down for a good sklerch.

by FriedEggs&Bacon September 4, 2017