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Sklerching

The act of ejaculating during a sweet docking sesh - of which the sound is akin to squeezing gravy through a cheese cloth.
Hey, bro - wanna go sklerching later?
Yeah, man! I'm always down for a good sklerch.
Sklerching by FriedEggs&Bacon September 4, 2017
Words you can keep

Sleeching 

Watching television in an extremely sleepy state of being.
Michael was sleeching on the sofa when I last saw him.
Sleeching by SpitFire4Truth December 10, 2018

Sclenching 

The act of holding in a fart you’re about to expel, in order to avoid obvious and general embarrassment. Usually they still squeeze out but with no sound and not as deadly.
Guy1: “omg last night with my gf I was holding in the biggest bomb when we were making out.”
Guy2: “you should have dropped that shit Hiroshima style.”
Guy1: “dude I like this girl, trust me I was sclenching mad… as soon as she left though my room smelt like Indian food cooking over burning hair with some garbage on top.”
Sclenching by HarveysPimp September 25, 2005

Sketching out 

Having a bad trip from a drug, normally hallucinogenic such as LSD or Cannabis
I took a hit from the bong, five minutes later I was sketching out hardcore.
Sketching out by Shardz12345 July 21, 2010

Sklorphing 

The act of diddling a person until they throw up.
Bob"hey Tom,Josh and I sklorphing toda, wanna join?"
Tom"ok but I don't want to throw up that bad"
Sklorphing by Philmahcrakin September 30, 2011
Freaking out, paranoia. Often drug related.
See Dictionary.COM/search?q=Freak%20out
She was sketching so bad,
imagining cops behind every corner,
that she wound up in the psychiatric ward.
sketching by Jeff_Relf September 22, 2005
the feeling one experiences while coming down from a high brought on by smoking pot or ingesting marijuana-laced confectionary delights
An hour after smoking a bowl, Steve began sketching.

We made special red velevet cake, and 8 hours after eating it, we had hardly begun to sketch.
sketching by harroharro June 17, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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