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Sklap

The sound from when youve slapped your nuts on a man or woman face and it leaves a red mark on there face

My nuts hit her so hard you could hear the Sklap
I'ma Sklap the bitches ass
Sklap by God man May 1, 2019
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Sklepping 

The act of going shopping at a Polish Shop; from the phrase Polski Sklep
Person 1: Would you mind unloading the dishwasher for me?

Person 2: I'll do that at some point today, but I've got to go sklepping first: we're all out of pierogi!

shlaploosh

shlaploosh (shlap-loosh) - The sound a kayak makes while shlapping through the water
Last week I was in my kayak and all I heard was the shlaploosh.

My kayak went shlaploosh while I was paddling through the water.
shlaploosh by The Shlaploosher October 26, 2010
To die knowing that you dog is still waiting for you on your 10 year old Minecraft world.
You died a very shlap death.
The sound of two or more knights vigourously embracing in full plate armour. Typically platonic, traditionally sklang-hugs were shared before a battle or great event. Now used as an exclamation of awesomeness.
I don't need a gun to go bang / fuck him up with a sword and the power of SKLANG
Sklang by Walletau June 19, 2010