sclap

the act of hitting someone with a pancake

I sclapped Sara at breakfast this morning.

by FirelordAlex February 24, 2012

Sclap

The action of being slapped and clapped simultaneously. Once one is sclapped, they will lose all dignity and become a creature similar to a Chevy suburban stuck in the middle of the highway.

I was once sclapped. Now I am half the man I was once before.

by Miles is not smelly May 8, 2019

Sclap

Sclap verb

To fuck someone's mother

I totally sclap your mum

by Logetoaster March 6, 2018

sclap

A word or phrase in which the first and last letter (or several letters) spell a separate word, usually commenting on the original word or phrase.

Fun as it is to think of 'sclaps,' I don't have much luck.

by Pdragon March 5, 2011

Indian Scalp Massage

When you spread peanut butter over your partner's hair and roll your dick around their hair until you cum all over the top of their head and let your semen drip down their face.

I was giving my girl the Indian scalp massage last night with "extra creamy peanut butter."

by Milan the dude April 22, 2015

Scapoodidle

A Scapoodidle is a way of defining someone that you would just nut in the their oat meal then think back on the time you busted a quick one In their oatmeal.

Wow Yoav is such a scapoodidle friend.

by Fortnut.Buster April 25, 2019

Scalper

The scum of the Earth who are too incapable to get an actual job

This scalper dickhead just made this prices of Nintendo Switch’s triple

by MikeMillion July 16, 2020