sklan

When you accidentally drop all of the weed out of the paper when rolling it

Don’t let darcie roll she might sklan it again

by Kacie is swag June 24, 2021

Skandered

When you remix a track but people can't notice the difference with the original track.

He Skandered this track.

by Yacinedessouki July 30, 2018

Air Selangor

Totally sucks. They don't even want to settle water issues in Selangor where water cuts are too frequent. But they never handle the matter.

Air Selangor is totally bullshit. They don't want to handle any water cuts. It is too frequent till we cannot take shower and brush our teeth. Cook? Oh no, how to cook without water? Maybe you can purchase from Kuala Lumpur if you're living in Petaling Jaya, Puchong, Ampang and so on, but what if those who're living far from KL like Sabak Bernam and Sepang?

But the funniest thing is, the left-wing populist Pakatan Harapan-led Selangor government will never settle it. I don't know what I have to say, but they never handle the matter although they've been ruling Selangor for more than 15 years. This is a serious problem, because cannot solve the problem for more than 15 years means that Pakatan Harapan doesn't deserve to rule Selangor anymore.

Dear Selangoreans, please vote wisely. Let's vote them out so that no more water cuts.

by caramel capuccino August 11, 2023

Shlanky

An object's length is long and it wobbles due to its dependence on length.

A wooden plank is quite Shlanky

by thisisnotme123123 February 27, 2023

Skandarwin

The combination of two of the most important, and related, people in the entire world - Skandar (Keynes) and (Charles) Darwin. Apparently Skandar is related to Charles Darwin, and since he often states this, un-srs bsns fans have decided to call him Skandarwin due to his excellent pedigree and halfway smile in eye-fucking video.

"Because I'm Cool like that." - Skandar Keynes

"I am related to Charles Darwin." - Skandar Keynes

Skandar Keynes is the great-great-great grandson of Charles Darwin. Trufax.

Team Skandarwin rules Narnia.

by Hippie from Hale June 26, 2008

shlanktooth

noun - used to describe a southerner. ofcourse 100% of southern people are mentally retarded, inbred, trailor trash.

looking at an uneducated, no-chinned, bucktooth loser at a monster truck rally, (or rodeo, tractor-pull, nascar race, demolition derby, ten yr old fiance's babyshower, trailor park convention, shopping for clothes/furniture at the local dump), you say:
"hey, look at that shlanktooth over there"

by jimjamjimjam March 4, 2009

Sklang

The sound of two or more knights vigourously embracing in full plate armour. Typically platonic, traditionally sklang-hugs were shared before a battle or great event. Now used as an exclamation of awesomeness.

I don't need a gun to go bang / fuck him up with a sword and the power of SKLANG

by Walletau June 19, 2010