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Skinke

A word commonly used in Denmark to describe a person who's annoying, mean or just someone you generally don't like
Oh look it's Jessica she's such a skinke
by Sided January 30, 2020
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skinke

"Skinke" is the danish word for ham, and it is used as a code language for adressing a very skanky bitch.
Because a ham is a big lump of pig, it bearers the resembling of a girl with very little party clothes on and all glazed up, for catching digs.
Look at that "ham or skinke!" Her dress is so short that you can smell, that pussy!
by ShakeMaker October 14, 2017
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shinken

(n.)

A term used for something that is so dark, dangerous, and complex, that it cannot be explained.
"You mean because of all the deep dark shinkens you're hiding and growing in there."

"Wtf kinda shinken are you trying to teach me now?"

"Ark is just being a little shinken as usual."
by AngelShinken January 3, 2019
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skinema

Skinema, a portmanteau of skin and cinema.
Nick: I thought you guys were at a cool high school party.
Val: We did make an appearance, grabbed some tit. That part was rad. But when you get to be our age, you'll see those parties, they're full of fakers, they're full of skanks.
Andrew: Would you two care to play some "Hooker Killer: Vatican City" with us?
Kurt: Game's for babies. You guys want to see some real sex?
Nick: We already saw your neighbors.
Val: We're talking about one of the greatest pornographic works in the history of skinema. It stars the Italian Stallion himself, Mr. Sylvester Stallone.
Maury: Oh, that's my buddy Frank's brother.
Val: Did it before he was famous.
Kurt: Just a struggling actor with a thick, meaty cock.
by natalie portmanteaux July 3, 2023
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independent skinhead

A skinhead who doesn’t associate/affiliate with crews but is cool with them knows his history works hard dresses smart dances hard listens to good music always stands up for his beliefs and fights with honor till his dying day
What crew do you run with

None I’m and independent skinhead
by Motorheadfan June 17, 2023
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take the skinheads bowling

A classic song by Camper Van Beethoven, with (naturally) a somewhat surreal premise, odd lyrics and a funny video, if you can ever get a hold of it.

Also, a classic name for your bowling team, which will provoke innumerable questions from people who don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and praise from those rare folks that do.
Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling....
by Count de Monet May 30, 2011
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Jeff Skinner jackpot

When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.
“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”
by TK2000 October 28, 2023
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