Skip to main content
Damn that guys a skewomp. I wish I had a skewomp. Can’t wait to get home to my skewomp.
skewomp by adizzlez December 4, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
WHERE YOU HIT THE FUCKING FATTEST NUT EVER
"Bro, I fucking Skwomped all over my room last night"
Skwomp by DADDY SKWOMP May 20, 2019
Related Words
A little hand movement heading to the ground with a wave path. You use this to mindgame or trick someone.
Hi ! there is your money. Skeswomp ! I have don't have it !
Skeswomp by mrtool January 27, 2015

skiwompy 

For something or someone to be off or strange
“She hasn’t talked to me in ages, she’s being a bit skiwompylately”
skiwompy by Skiw0mpym@ster December 9, 2019

skeewomp 

someone who has been cheap, sleazy, or decieving.
those kids are skeewomps because they stole our weed.
skeewomp by krazykripple01 April 6, 2007
An act of being out of whack
That man on the unicycle is getting a little skiwompy
Skiwomp by Moto43 July 29, 2022

Skawompusly Puhtinkoed

Messed up, completely out of order, fucked up, how things shouldn't be, exactly how you don't want things to be, exactly how you don't want things to go
Hey, isn't that so Skawompusly Puhtinkoed that we have to do a urine test?
More from Urban Dictionary

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
Next