Skiwomp 

An act of being out of whack

That man on the unicycle is getting a little skiwompy

Skiwomp by Moto43 July 29, 2022

Skwomp

WHERE YOU HIT THE FUCKING FATTEST NUT EVER

"Bro, I fucking Skwomped all over my room last night"

Skwomp by DADDY SKWOMP May 20, 2019

skiwampus 

not in alignment or traveling off course

The house sat skiwampus on the lot

skiwampus by Sherman Anderson March 3, 2008

skiwompy 

For something or someone to be off or strange

“She hasn’t talked to me in ages, she’s being a bit skiwompylately”

skiwompy by Skiw0mpym@ster December 9, 2019

Skidomph 

An unfortunate event due to karma or act of having sexual intercourse.

David: Hey Ron did you hear that Nia got locked up?

Ron: My ex Nia? Who stole from me?

David: Yeah
Ron: What she do?

David: Got caught stealing
Ron: Skidomph 🤷🏾 ♂️

Keith: Wassup Mike did you & Jasmine ever skidomph?
Mike: 😏 watchu think
Keith : Awhh shit! Thass my boy!
Mike: Right right lol

Skidomph by Prince Da One May 18, 2018

skiwumpus 

A word meaning askew, not right; something odd or unusual

Whoa Derek, your hair is lookin pretty skiwumpus today! Buy a come you mofo!

skiwumpus by Derek Byrd January 26, 2005

skewomp

A nice piece of hot man ass

Damn that guys a skewomp. I wish I had a skewomp. Can’t wait to get home to my skewomp.

skewomp by adizzlez December 4, 2017