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WHERE YOU HIT THE FUCKING FATTEST NUT EVER
"Bro, I fucking Skwomped all over my room last night"
Skwomp by DADDY SKWOMP May 20, 2019
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skiwampus 

not in alignment or traveling off course
The house sat skiwampus on the lot
skiwampus by Sherman Anderson March 3, 2008

skiwompy 

For something or someone to be off or strange
“She hasn’t talked to me in ages, she’s being a bit skiwompylately”
skiwompy by Skiw0mpym@ster December 9, 2019

Skidomph 

An unfortunate event due to karma or act of having sexual intercourse.
David: Hey Ron did you hear that Nia got locked up?

Ron: My ex Nia? Who stole from me?

David: Yeah
Ron: What she do?

David: Got caught stealing
Ron: Skidomph 🤷🏾 ♂️

Keith: Wassup Mike did you & Jasmine ever skidomph?
Mike: 😏 watchu think
Keith : Awhh shit! Thass my boy!
Mike: Right right lol
Skidomph by Prince Da One May 18, 2018

skiwumpus 

A word meaning askew, not right; something odd or unusual
Whoa Derek, your hair is lookin pretty skiwumpus today! Buy a come you mofo!
skiwumpus by Derek Byrd January 26, 2005
Damn that guys a skewomp. I wish I had a skewomp. Can’t wait to get home to my skewomp.
skewomp by adizzlez December 4, 2017
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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