Skewks 

n. \sk-youks\

1. When you have to shit and vomit at the same time and can't decide which one is the most to important to do first.

2. Violent and abmornal anal evacuations of warm fluid coupled with intense, acute vomiting.

1. After eating his mother's meatloaf, Smitty was in the bathroom for three days with the skewks.

Skewks by dgff June 16, 2010

skeksis 

1) Large, anorexic, prehistoric-looking birds which try to prevent the Gelflings from replacing the crystal shard in the "Dark Crystal." Written and directed by Jim Henson in 1982.

2) a friend/foe which you currently do not like very much.

3) when combined with "-smurfer," one creates a euphemism for "mother-fucker."

1) " 'You know what I think? Skeksis scatter them all over place so right one don't get found.' "--From "Dark Crystal"

2) Austin is being such a skeksis bitch!

3) God!!! What a skeksis-smurfer!

skeksis by D. Shuman January 14, 2008

Skeksi 

A Gross touchy feely Older Man That tries to hook up with younger women.

"Ewww That Skeksie over there was hitting on me hard core!"

Skeksi by Jupinoops April 21, 2008

Skewls 

Cute and adorable

That dog is so skewls

Skewls by Laurynrs March 15, 2019

skewk

Usually a wealthy tourist or person with a second and specified "summer home" who vacations in expensive communities in the summer. A negative term used by locals to describe tourist.

The skewks have taken over our beach.

skewk by Hunter Wells January 19, 2006

skekses

1) Large, anorexic, prehistoric-looking birds which try to prevent the Gelflings from replacing the crystal shard in the "Dark Crystal." Written and directed by Jim Henson in 1982.

2) a friend/foe which you currently do not like very much.

3) when combined with "-smurfer," one creates a euphemism for "mother-fucker."

1) " 'You know what I think? Skekses scatter them all over place so right one don't get found.' "--From "Dark Crystal"

2) Austin is being such a skekses bitch!

3) God!!! What a skekses-smurfer!

skekses by D. Shuman January 14, 2008

skews 

"skews" a word used beetween two people when having sexual intercourse

tyrone skews shannon

skews by biggestbabe May 12, 2009