skekses

1) Large, anorexic, prehistoric-looking birds which try to prevent the Gelflings from replacing the crystal shard in the "Dark Crystal." Written and directed by Jim Henson in 1982.

2) a friend/foe which you currently do not like very much.

3) when combined with "-smurfer," one creates a euphemism for "mother-fucker."

1) " 'You know what I think? Skekses scatter them all over place so right one don't get found.' "--From "Dark Crystal"

2) Austin is being such a skekses bitch!

3) God!!! What a skekses-smurfer!

skekses by D. Shuman January 14, 2008

skekses

-they're not actually anorexic. they had an epic feast, they're just skinny. they are self conscious about their weight, and they would appreciate not being made fun of you racist scum. this needs to stop, i dont like all the put downs. its making me sick to my stomach.

"TRIAL BY STONE!!" said the skekses

skekses by hte dark knoght August 25, 2009

skeeses 

a hoe; a person that wants only relations and not a relationship

Many hoes and whores can be considered skeeses

skeeses by alypd January 15, 2007

SEKSESFUL 

Only the dopest person alive is SEKSESFUL.

I am SEKSESFUL

SEKSESFUL by anonymous September 23, 2017

Sekses 

the new era spelling of the word "success"

i just want to have alot of sekses!

Sekses by anonymous September 24, 2017

skeksis 

1) Large, anorexic, prehistoric-looking birds which try to prevent the Gelflings from replacing the crystal shard in the "Dark Crystal." Written and directed by Jim Henson in 1982.

2) a friend/foe which you currently do not like very much.

3) when combined with "-smurfer," one creates a euphemism for "mother-fucker."

1) " 'You know what I think? Skeksis scatter them all over place so right one don't get found.' "--From "Dark Crystal"

2) Austin is being such a skeksis bitch!

3) God!!! What a skeksis-smurfer!

skeksis by D. Shuman January 14, 2008

skeksis 

Skeksis were originally a villain from the dark crystal but after the odd 1s out video on it it was the given new meaning now it's associated with the most sexiest(skeksiest) bird of all time so your probably wondering what tipe of skeksis are there(and what kind of one am I most like) well that's simple there are SkekAvuks and there a little on plus sized side and they are sexist but are racy as well next the SkekNa your a little bit older but ultimately a wild card you mostly like beer an queen Victoria now we have the skecEct who is rather a feminist but your not like the ones that get triggered from assuming there gender ther a woman and the're proud of it now we have a skeksis Ok who's basically a skeksis that has alot of glasses and there's a skekShod who is a rather preachy skeksis now on to the term skekxy which ultimately is a word adding sexy + skeksis to say a hot skeksis now on to the most famous skeksis of all chamberlain who became the most famous skeksis of for having the most screen time of any skeksis and having meemy quotes like these mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm MAKE PEACE!!!!!!! And time for me to make my move saddlly the FEMALE emperor died. Skeksis are also a fan of the Victorian era

My favorite creatures in the dark crystal are the skeksis

skeksis by Boston Kid May 6, 2017