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sketchily 

when a person is acting extremely sketchy and stalkng around
emily: do you see that guy over there?
catie: yeah...?
emily: he's acting real sketchily lets leave
sketchily by emilychcatien March 11, 2008
Words you can keep

sketchy greg 

Greg, also known as "Sketchy Greg", "Sketch", "Sketchy McGreggor", and "Sketch pad".
I just bought some white smilies off of Sketchy Greg and I'm flyin' high tonight boys.

Yeah, Sketchy Greg fucked off today and didn't bring my $700 over.
sketchy greg by emdashed April 2, 2004

Sketchlow 

Thinking, acting, or speaking inappropriately, as in "performing a sketchlow." Someone who, without notice, disappears into the night like a hawk into the forest, leaving you with only the whispers of the wind. One who provides the comfort level of an undersized shoe. Potentially a shitty co-worker. THAT guy.
He pulled a sketchlow when he insulted my overweight mother by calling her a fat whore.

Remember that time I sketchlowed my way into your girlfriend?

Where did Cindy go? She must have sketchlowed.
Sketchlow by BruceJuiceShow May 15, 2011
Someone who acts suspicious, unpredictable and odd in normal situations. Someone who lacks common sense and is overly secretive. Usually someone who has used a high volume of Valium.
1. Wow, that guy is so sketchy.
2. "Didn't he tell you where he was going?" "No, he just disappeared" "Well, that's just sketchy."
sketchy by djCandy13 May 27, 2013

Sketchalunk 

A sketchy individual that ditches on hanging out more often than actually following through with hanging out. They are unreliable and will never show up even if plans are made months in advance.
Day 1 -Earlier
Person 1 "Yo, you want to hang out tonight?"
Person 2 "Hells ya, 7:00 work?"
Person 1 "Yea, I will call you."

Later on (7:00)
Person 1 calls person 2 at 7:00 in 15 minute increments and no answer.

"Fuckin sketchalunk!"

The outcome is the same any day after this.
Sketchalunk by Ghostbustersfreak March 24, 2010

sketchy-weenus 

1. a sketchy body part, that attracts sketchy people, and extremely stupid people. sometimes it doesn't because it decids not to.
2. Someone can have lots of sketchya-weenusness, if they are stupid and funny and sketchy. Usually very hot.
1. Dang that guy has a sketchy-weenus. it is the most skechy i've seen yet!
2. that guy is chock full of sketchy-weenusness. HE is hot!

sketchy randos

A term reserved for when defining a covey of questionable individuals at a social gathering as "randos" just doesn't effectively convey how likely said individuals are to jack your ipod, punch the host in the mouth unprovoked, commandeer the the stereo system and insist on playing their rando tunes that appeal to no one, etc. A more threatening and implacable strain of rando.

Sketchy Randos are characteristically twitchy, loitering, dull-eyed, probably backpack-wearing, and by definition, know absolutely no one at the social gathering they are attending.
(sarcastically) Michaela is throwing a party to be sure to invite all the sketchy randos you can think of.
sketchy randos by staggosarus October 16, 2010
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