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Sketchlow 

Thinking, acting, or speaking inappropriately, as in "performing a sketchlow." Someone who, without notice, disappears into the night like a hawk into the forest, leaving you with only the whispers of the wind. One who provides the comfort level of an undersized shoe. Potentially a shitty co-worker. THAT guy.
He pulled a sketchlow when he insulted my overweight mother by calling her a fat whore.

Remember that time I sketchlowed my way into your girlfriend?

Where did Cindy go? She must have sketchlowed.
Sketchlow by BruceJuiceShow May 15, 2011
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sketchbob squarepants 

(adj) Hilarious way to describe a person, place, or thing as suspect, questionable, unsafe, dishonest, or disreputable. A play on words that nonsensically incorporates reference to cartoon character, Spongebob Squarepants.

synonym: sketchy
Whoa, duder! That wiring harness under your car looks sketchbob squarepants.

sketchbob 

(adj) Short form of sketchbob squarepants.

synonym: sketchy
Have you met Jane's new boyfriend. He looks sketchbob fo sho'!
sketchbob by Bozo McScrotus May 18, 2016

sketchmob 

dude 1: right after she put my dick in her mouth, my mom came in my room
dude 2: damn! sketchmob...
sketchmob by jim farrows May 7, 2010

SketchBounce 

The act of leaving the bar or party without informing your friends. Usually in a sketchy manner.
Hey Dave, nice SketchBounce last night! Did you go home with that handsome girl with the mustache?
SketchBounce by Rodneyhaus April 1, 2013

Sketchbook Friend 

During a night of drinking, the first friend to pass out then becomes a 'sketchbook' for all those in possession of a sharpie. This friend is subsequently photographed and posted to Facebook, thus becoming a Sketchbook Friend.
It looks like I'm about to have a new Sketchbook Friend
Sketchbook Friend by Ilam Nebrann August 22, 2010

Sketchnotes 

Overly-rendered handwritten sentence fragments of stuff you heard at a douchy webdesign lecture, often paired with an awful illustration, completely removing all usefulness in re-reading notes. Used convincing people that you think in a unique manner and are on the cutting edge of webdesign lectures (that you saw on the internet).
Want to see the sketchnotes I made at Southby this year? You may have seen them on flickr or facebook or twitpic or dribble or my tumblr, though.
Sketchnotes by pseudopods! November 19, 2010
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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