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skes is a discord server with 2.1k members yet when they do @everyone or @here, only 6-17 people come, this is known as the skes effect and is being spread on to other servers as we speak, to prevent this effect there are 3 simple steps, 1) be any other server other than skes 2) have a server named something other than skes 3) don't be skes @jackson
"bro have you visited skes recently"
"yeah it's like a waste land"
"sucks"
skes by Mellson January 17, 2021
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skes effect 

skes is a discord server with 2.1k members yet when they do @everyone or @here, only 6-17 people come, this is known as the skes effect and is being spread on to other servers as we speak, to prevent this effect there are 3 simple steps, 1) be any other server other than skes 2) have a server named something other than skes 3) don't be skes
"bro have you visited skes recently"
"yeah it's like a waste land"
"thats the skes effect i guess."
skes effect by Mellson January 17, 2021
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Skesh • skes effect • Skesa • Skeshy • skesi • Skesik • skesky • skession • Skesus • Skeswomp
A little hand movement heading to the ground with a wave path. You use this to mindgame or trick someone.
Hi ! there is your money. Skeswomp ! I have don't have it !
Skeswomp by mrtool January 27, 2015
a person who will look nice at first but is really someone who wishes for all human life to end and will constantly send you death threats
that guy is such a skesi
skesi by Skesi hater 89 September 13, 2020
Skeeze + Jesus

1.) A man with long dirty hair and a pedofile beard. Usually looks to be unclean. Has the physical qualities like Jesus Christ on crystal meth.
Dan: Man, look at that dude at the bus station..
Joe: I know, that guy is such a Skesus..
Skesus by The Baby Eater June 18, 2008
Vagina lips
ooo hes got skesh's
Skesh by Booyaka October 13, 2003

skession 

the idea of having a bad or very hurendous/horrid skateboarding session. you may not have landed a trick at all or you may not be anywhere near to being ' good '. you may land tricks that ' sketch ' out such as reverting on simple tricks like 180's and also slapping your nose or tail on ledges. this is not clean skating. this is a session gone bad, being turned into a skession.
Paul: im going to bust this sick tre off earl haig.
Ivan: ok.
Paul: ewwwww, did you see that? i landed sooooo sketch.
Ivan: that was horrid.
(a day later)...
Ivan: hey paul, remember your skession yesterday? haha
Paul: yeah...aha!
skession by Ivan Prytkov April 6, 2006
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