Skesus

Skeeze + Jesus

1.) A man with long dirty hair and a pedofile beard. Usually looks to be unclean. Has the physical qualities like Jesus Christ on crystal meth.

Dan: Man, look at that dude at the bus station..
Joe: I know, that guy is such a Skesus..

by The Baby Eater June 18, 2008

shesus

female Jesus. She + Jesus = Shesus.

Wow, look! That girl is Shesus!!

by Bejeezus June 10, 2005

Skisus

The rad, robe-wearing, bearded deity of skiing. Often used by powder-seeking skiing fanatics looking for the perfect day on the slopes. Skisus is the force behind both a great day of runs or broken bones - depending upon how he has been praised or offended.

Holy Skisus, Chet! Did you see the sweater puppies on that ski bunny?

I prayed to Skisus last night to give us some sick powdery runs for today's fun on the mountain.

You better pray to Skisus that we make it through these moguls unharmed!

by The Red Bastard September 16, 2012

Sketus Absolutos

A thot that is so powerful not even the thot slayer cannot slay it. If you see one show them the cross and scream “BEGONE THOT” warning STDs may occur if you are in a relationship with one.

Jasmine: Hi Sam

Sam: Begone Sketus Absolutos

by Thethotslayer October 8, 2019

skeuso

the goat who likes beans and chocolate milk they are also really tall and loves the color pink.

Yo have you heard that new skeuso that shit fire bruh....

by NOOSETHAHUNGBOY January 22, 2022

skession

the idea of having a bad or very hurendous/horrid skateboarding session. you may not have landed a trick at all or you may not be anywhere near to being ' good '. you may land tricks that ' sketch ' out such as reverting on simple tricks like 180's and also slapping your nose or tail on ledges. this is not clean skating. this is a session gone bad, being turned into a skession.

Paul: im going to bust this sick tre off earl haig.
Ivan: ok.
Paul: ewwwww, did you see that? i landed sooooo sketch.
Ivan: that was horrid.
(a day later)...
Ivan: hey paul, remember your skession yesterday? haha
Paul: yeah...aha!

by Ivan Prytkov April 6, 2006

Shesus

a female miracle worker, possibly the virgin Mary.

Mike eat 24 hot dogs at the hot dog eating contest. - Holy shesus!

by Sebs July 21, 2007