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skert skert 

said before some thing awsome is done
skert skert he said as he did a tripple back flip
skert skert by munchymuffin420 August 15, 2019
Words you can keep
Did you see how Emily skerted out of here so quickly?
skert by i’m your gal January 25, 2019
to drive really fast and out of control, especially around blind corners of the parknig garage, or running from the po po.
escalade skertin on 22s
skert by horsecock May 11, 2006
When you dont agree with something that someone says, or if someone says something in which you think is a "joke". This word is also applied when someone says something DAMN WRONG and you feel the need to emphasize the wrongness of it.
steve: deluc be hittin dat?
kendra: SKERRRTT

houck: you love him.
benbaby: uh.. skert.

teacher: today we will be reading pages 1- 130 in our books.
class including all tripple b's: SKERRRRT
skert by Manelly Meyak October 16, 2007
Me and the crocodilies like to skert on niggas and whip on niggas
Skert by SkertNigga May 31, 2018
used to decribe coming to a halt, or screeching to a stop

also used to decribe crytal meth
When you ran that light it was like, "skert!", then you stopped.

Let's go get some skert.
skert by Robin April 22, 2004

skizzle skert 

another name for time to go quickly, time to bounce quickly, time to leave quickly
Hey ya'll, let's get to skizzle skertin!

Im'ma skizzle skert up on out of here.

We bought to be late, so we need to get to skizzle skertin!
skizzle skert by ceg gangstas December 19, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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