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skeleteen 

Skeleteen is a brand of Scary Sodas removed fresh from the crypt. A great gift for the near dead or barely living or maybe just for yourself.
These alternative sodas are the most written-about soft drinks in the world. Without our prodding, hundreds of articles have been (and are being) written, exploring our skewed approach to soft drinks and packaging. Virtually all the 'alternative' magazines have done articles on Skeleteens, and most of the big newspapers. Notorious or friendly, our stuff is newsworthy. The big soda companies are green with envy.
Skeleteen tastes oh so good and comes in 8 delicious flavors!
skeleteen by PrettyPaincave April 17, 2005
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Skeleton Keying 

Based on the Kate Hudson movie Skeleton Key, in which an old lady steals her youth, skeleton keying is when you and your friend are both deservedly hungover, and suddenly one friend begins to feel much better, and the other friend much worse. The friend that is feeling better is 'skeleton keying' the other, or stealing their essence.
Alex, a minute ago I was fine, now I can't get off of the floor, and you're suggesting we walk to McDonalds? How are you feeling better, are you skeleton keying me?

who produced skeletons 

Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.
Person A: Who produced Skeletons? I just wanna know
Person B: Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.

skeleton war 

a century-long siege against the fuckboys. many skeletons have fallen in the war, but the battle rages on.
it doesn't matter what you like like on the outside, because on the inside, you are a skeleton, and one day, you will slay countless fuckboys in skeleton war.
skeleton war by Brian McBrian October 21, 2014

Skeleton crew 

The minimum number of personnel needed to operate a ship.
You came with skeleton crew?
Yes, that´s all we can afford these days.
Skeleton crew by Frisbeeman January 16, 2013

Sans the Skeleton

Sans the Skeleton is a well-known character in the indie game UNDERTALE, Named after the well-known font 'Comic Sans' and also based of the word 'sans' which means humorous and funny. He loves jokes and ketchup and has a brother named Papyrus which is also named after the font 'papyrus' and the word papyrus it self. Sans is a kind hearted guy at first looks, but he gets real tough when you do a genocide run. These two skeletons are based of a comic skit called, 'Helvetica' which has a skeleton protagonist and is also named after the font. This Helvetica was created by JN Wiedle which it appears in the Pasifist credits of the game.
Papyrus: SANS! WHY ISN'T THE BIKE WORKING?
Sans: I dunno, maybe it's...
Papyrus: DON'T YOU DARE-
Sans the Skeleton: TWO-TIRED?
Papyrus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Skeleton War 

A war that has been waging for centuries. If you don't get "rest in pieces" written on your grave you will join the skeleton army. It is a warrior against the fuckboys, and more recently (2016 & 2017) against porn stars on Instagram as well)
If you fuckers do the skeleton War shit this year again we're deleting the website -Tumblr
Skeleton War by TheRebelWolf September 14, 2017