skekker 

the worst possible insult imaginable, it has no meaning and no effect at all it's just so puzzling and you feel like an absolute buffoon.

Person 1: did you hear about John purposely flooding Adam's house?
Person 2: What?! He's such a skekker!
Person 1: What the fuck is a skekker?

skekker by TheGoldenFork July 7, 2021

skeeker 

An airy hissing fart delivered by a man. Like the fart of an attractive girl it also goes "pfft" or "pssst," but this time it reeks of shit, Axe Body Spray and armpits and the man who farted the skeeker will be made fun of as a fag by his retarded bro friends, because apparently a lot of gay men have loose asses and fart out skeekers all the time. In reality, only goatse farts like this.

The other day at football practice I heard an aerosol can-like sound like "pssst" and thought that cute girl who made cheerleading squad had passed gas, then I got a bolens boat boner. It then turned out to be a skeeker when I heard the dumb white trash jock in my class laughing like a retard and he said he tagged me with dat stank shit, because he thinks he's hella cool, then he saw my boner and called me a fag. I then punched him in the face because only beautiful women should fart like that and if he farts like that, then he's the fag!

skeeker by xXWhiteKnightXx September 7, 2010

Snekker

A polish person snekker

Poland: Hi
snekker: hi

Snekker by Prongel November 7, 2019

skeeker 

skeet + skank, someone who you laugh about the next day after some P in the V with said skeeker

Damn im glad that skeeker last night was there to catch my big load in her mouth because no cum buckets were around

skeeker by Broth May 27, 2008

skenker 

A person who is similar in nature and looks to that of a tramp. Someone who dodges soap and deoderant and often looks like they have clothes on that Oxfam threw out.

PERSON 1: "Shall we sit at that table beside him?"

PERSON 2: "No way he's a skenker!"

skenker by HAYZER February 24, 2008

Spekkers 

A misspell of speakers, often used by the partially illiterate

I got the spekkers

Spekkers by thePlink October 30, 2019

swekker

Funny guy from the Netherlands,
Can also be used as someone who brags about (fake) designer clothing.

Who the fuck is that? Oh that’s just swekker

swekker by zwekker November 30, 2020