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An airy hissing fart delivered by a man. Like the fart of an attractive girl it also goes "pfft" or "pssst," but this time it reeks of shit, Axe Body Spray and armpits and the man who farted the skeeker will be made fun of as a fag by his retarded bro friends, because apparently a lot of gay men have loose asses and fart out skeekers all the time. In reality, only goatse farts like this.
The other day at football practice I heard an aerosol can-like sound like "pssst" and thought that cute girl who made cheerleading squad had passed gas, then I got a bolens boat boner. It then turned out to be a skeeker when I heard the dumb white trash jock in my class laughing like a retard and he said he tagged me with dat stank shit, because he thinks he's hella cool, then he saw my boner and called me a fag. I then punched him in the face because only beautiful women should fart like that and if he farts like that, then he's the fag!
by xXWhiteKnightXx September 06, 2010

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Though it generally means shit or feces, when you poop something it can also mean you launch it or throw it very far.
Example A: Look at those football players, pooping their football around
Example B: The cat was being annoying so I pooped him across the yard
by xXWhiteKnightXx July 18, 2010

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The gayer cousin of professional wrestling. Unlike professional wrestlers, professional wrasslers must wear strange-looking headgear which resembles a pair of underwear, and dress in form-fitting tights. The object of wrassling is to feel up your male opponent as much as possible, then you win when the referee calls you out on sexual harassment. It is a well-known fact in the industry that if you wrassle against a little kid, it makes you a pedophile, so don't do that.
I thought we'd be signing up for wrestling in gym class, not wrassling!
by xXWhiteKnightXx July 26, 2010

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Once a Mac OS game released in 1995. Now it means a penis.
My pants fell down and it showed Mighty Mike and his Two Fists.
by xXWhiteKnightXx August 08, 2010

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When you're playing a video game (especially FPS) and your health is almost depleted or you're even at one bar left before you die, and suddenly you accidentally stumble onto a full health pack, bringing you back from the brink of death to fight once more. Gets its name from the character Scheris Adjani from the anime series s-CRY-ed, whose special ability is being able to bring someone who is mortally injured back to life, though at the cost of her own.
Guy playing Halo: Whoa! I've just been Scherised by that full health pack! I thought those damn Flood would kill me for sure! It's time to kick ass and take names, now that I've recovered! Thank goodness for accidental Scherising!
by xXWhiteKnightXx July 15, 2010

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A boner that is so hard that it hurts your penis.
Last night I watched so much fart fetish hentai that I got a bolens boat boner and it hurt so bad that I couldn't even fap without making it hurt even more!
by xXWhiteKnightXx July 17, 2010

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What 99.9% of all Urban Dictionary definitions are (unlike the .91% that are actually funny, clever and/or descriptive.)
Angry person: You can't search a single word or phrase on this site without it turning up some fucking nasty, utterly disgusting, degrading and retarded sexual move that no one in their right mind would ever do, usually involving fecal matter and probably completely made up by either 14-year-old boys or misogynistic college men drunk on Bacardi 151!

Sane person: Wow dude, that's fuckin' trashy!
by xXWhiteKnightXx August 09, 2010

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