An airy hissing fart
delivered by a man. Like the fart of an attractive girl it also goes "pfft" or "pssst," but this time it reeks of shit
, Axe Body Spray
and the man who farted the skeeker
will be made fun of as a fag
by his retarded bro
friends, because apparently a lot of gay men have loose asses and fart out skeekers all the time. In reality, only goatse
farts like this.
The other day at football practice I heard an aerosol can-like sound like "pssst" and thought that cute girl who made cheerleading squad had passed gas, then I got a bolens boat boner
. It then turned out to be a skeeker when I heard the dumb white trash jock
in my class laughing like a retard
and he said he tagged
me with dat stank shit, because he thinks he's hella cool, then he saw my boner
and called me a fag
. I then punched him in the face because only beautiful women should fart like that and if he farts like that, then he's the fag!