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A 'skerrat' is an ever-more-popular term for a person who is generally insufferable to the point of enraging any reasonable person they meet. Diagnostic criteria dictate that the following two items must be true for someone to qualify as a skerrat:

1) You fucking hate them.
2) You'd smile (or laugh/cheer/wank) if they died.

'Skerrat' derives from a chavvy dialect's mispronunciation of the modern word "scrote", which itself is a derivative of "scrotum", which is again slang for the technical term, "ballsack", or even more properly, "bollocks".
Person one: "You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "I'm a scrat?"
Person one: "No, 'Skerrat'. You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "No idea what you're talking about; I must visit Urban Dictionary to find out what you mean."
skerrat by Endangered_Dodo February 23, 2009
Related Words
skeira seira skiracer Seirat sekira syeira sakeira seirah Seiraj seiray
A friendly person that if you mess with her, she will glock you with a 9mm in the nut sack. When I go to bed I fear her, if you say her name 5 times without the lights she will appear and throw flower petals at you. If you are evil, she will appear and simply glock you once in the nuts. She only does it once because in the long run she knows your poor azz can’t afford to pay the high deductible.

Overall, she is a wonderful person who you can always come to for advice and an incredible singer and is gorgeous.
Did you see that Sheira over there?!?! Don’t she will glock you son!
Sheira by MrTopRamenXD August 8, 2018
joe: yo whats that girl's name?
josh: i forgot it its something Sueiras.
joe:ok thanks shes cute though
Sueiras by i feel accomplished November 8, 2010
Seira is a very sacred name n its only to be used only for the very beautiful and bright and the ones with the beautiful voice.
Wow, you sound and look like a Seira, but not as beautiful and delicate and your voice isn't as remarkable as a Seira.
seira by wouldnt u like to know! December 29, 2004
All guys want her
1. She is funny
2. She can deal and take a punch
3. She games and plays
4. She is good to be around
syeira all guys want her
syeira by Gilbert The great June 21, 2014
A word for shit used by people living or have lived in Helsinki
Sä oot ihan skeida (You are a shit)