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Skegness

Very popular UK holiday destination since the early 1950's. Particularly popular with people from Nottingham
Are you going to Skegness?
by bigbrother May 21, 2004
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Skegness

Adj.
1) Someone emotionally distressed
2) A person that doesn't follow emo fashion or culture, but essentially conforms with mainstream emo attitudes.
3) A crude, rude and blunt individual whom isn't considerate about other people's emotions, and is consequently self-centered in this essence.
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KID 1: Oh dear, that boy doesn't look emo, but he clearly is an emo inside...
KID 2: He's blatantly 'Skegness'

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KID 1: Sherbaz is Skegness!
KID 2: Yeah, you can tell from his bastardly attacks at people.
by Joshua Arbitry December 15, 2008
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Skegness

When you express utter discust for an item or something that looks tacky.
'hey joe, that lava lamp you just brought looks so skegness!'
by Samward May 13, 2006
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Skegness Clapper

A degrading term describing someone who claps the cheeks of every Skegness chav (especially those ones with the pink hair and 7 kids).
Archie tells sam he’s been to Skegness for the weekend. Sam replies “oh what a Skegness Clapper”.
by The pink haired mom May 9, 2022
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Skegness Thank-you

A burp that smells of spunk
Lady Astor, red faced, issued a sonorous Skegness Thank-you as Lord Astor rose from the chaise to wipe his cock on the curtains.
by puttubutty August 3, 2016
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skegness salt chucker

A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.
Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.
by jallopinabottle May 31, 2020
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Skegness gunt

One who goes up and down the promenard sporting guntius maximus and a knee gunt on their mobility scooter scrapping across the floor with tight leggings and a tube tope on
Hey look theirs another skegness gunt and another one carful u might get a guntcussion if you go nere them
by Jumpiercrib260 August 30, 2021
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