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Skegness Clapper

A degrading term describing someone who claps the cheeks of every Skegness chav (especially those ones with the pink hair and 7 kids).
Archie tells sam he’s been to Skegness for the weekend. Sam replies “oh what a Skegness Clapper”.

Skegness Thank-you 

A burp that smells of spunk
Lady Astor, red faced, issued a sonorous Skegness Thank-you as Lord Astor rose from the chaise to wipe his cock on the curtains.
Skegness Thank-you by puttubutty August 3, 2016

Skegness 

Very popular UK holiday destination since the early 1950's. Particularly popular with people from Nottingham
Are you going to Skegness?
Skegness by bigbrother May 21, 2004

Skegness 

Adj.
1) Someone emotionally distressed
2) A person that doesn't follow emo fashion or culture, but essentially conforms with mainstream emo attitudes.
3) A crude, rude and blunt individual whom isn't considerate about other people's emotions, and is consequently self-centered in this essence.
eg.1

KID 1: Oh dear, that boy doesn't look emo, but he clearly is an emo inside...
KID 2: He's blatantly 'Skegness'

eg.1

KID 1: Sherbaz is Skegness!
KID 2: Yeah, you can tell from his bastardly attacks at people.

Skegness by Joshua Arbitry December 15, 2008

skegness salt chucker 

A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.
Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.

Skegness gunt 

One who goes up and down the promenard sporting guntius maximus and a knee gunt on their mobility scooter scrapping across the floor with tight leggings and a tube tope on
Hey look theirs another skegness gunt and another one carful u might get a guntcussion if you go nere them
Skegness gunt by Jumpiercrib260 August 30, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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