2 definitions by jallopinabottle

Someone who guzzles copious amounts of cum and loves getting pummelpanged on the regular
Hannah: Please come round tonight we can Netflix & chill
Gerome: Okay Hannah you want this big black dick you jizzguzzlingfuckmonkey
by jallopinabottle May 24, 2020
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A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.
Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.
by jallopinabottle May 31, 2020
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