Siegler

The most bland person ever. Human equivalent to a saltine cracker. Its like eating a hot pretzel plain. never talks, walks like he wants to shoot himself in the head. Closest living thing to Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.

Stop being such a Siegler man join the fun.

Siegler by weregershmerglin Hozmindogel March 3, 2019

Siegler

1. a large penis

2. a unit of measure 8-10 units long (units can vary, siegler is a number)

1. "Did you see his siegler?"

2. "How many people did you invite?"

"Oh, about a siegler or two."

3. "Dude I was about three sieglers away from asher roth!!"

Siegler by Edmonson Schviene August 11, 2009

Siegler

noun; Old man with a weight problem and an insatiable urge to listen to 80's music and have 8-year-old girls pile on top of him. When the word Siegler is mentioned, sudden doom is imminent.

I'm in before the Siegler.

Siegler by Excessive Force February 23, 2004

siegler

A feltcher by nature, this wisconsin native commits obscene sexual acts such as skull fucking paraplegics and shipping rimmers

Oh God, OH god no, Oh Oh Oh god no, Ohhhh God No, Ummmmmm Yeah Awww Aww God, Thats it, Jason.

siegler by God Dan September 11, 2004

Siegler

A Siegler is most commonly referred to as a boomer out of touch with reality. Centuries of inbreeding has caused the Siegler lineage to produce more increasingly mentally unhinged offspring.

“I just came from the bathroom where I saw this girl with down syndrome slobbing on this old bloke’s nob.”
“Sounds like a typical Siegler. The girl was probably his daughter or niece.”

Siegler by lolz Dave March 31, 2021

Siegle Syndrome 

The feeling of pure infatuation with someone that you barely know. Occasionally leads to liking that someone's friend?

Pantea: "Remember that kid from ASB Camp? I've been texting him for such a long time..."
Cara: "Oh god... don't tell me it's the Siegle Syndrome"

Siegle Syndrome by HBLOVAAA December 13, 2010

skegler 

An unkempt person of questionable intentions, whom appears to have lived a hard, deviant life, as clearly displayed by their gaunt and ravaged features.
Their mere presence usually fosters feelings of an impending threat to bodily safety and/or theft of personal belongings.
Direct eye-contact with such persons is to be avoided at all costs.

"Get a load of that filthy skegler on the street would ya?, best lock your doors, just to be safe..."

skegler by Leah Clint November 10, 2005