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To be so intoxicated that one's blood alcohol level is sufficient to cause the death of blood sucking insects (e.g., mosquitoes).
Upon awakening and, with one good eye, noting the large collection of deceased mosquitoes surrounding his pounding head, Sam concluded that he'd leveled from shitfaced to skeetered.
by deckhand February 23, 2010
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