skeehawed

crooked, not aligned right, done wrong

How did you manage to park so skeehawed?

When you're canoeing down a river and the canoe is sideways instead of straight like it should be- you managed to get your canoe skeehawed

by AtticusLouieIII June 20, 2012

squeehawed

slightly crooked.

My crack head neighbor's teeth are squeehawed

by youramonkeybuttbirdbrain February 28, 2011

skrehawed

To thoroughly mess up, tatter or trash. To throw oneself or ones belongings upon perile and/or harm. To render something as nearly or fully useless because of said abuse or neglect.

My bike is so SKREHAWED the front wheel won't even stay on.
I SKREHAWED my backpack last night when I threw it off the campus clocktower.
My Mom's Buick is all SKREHAWED from neutral dropping it last night at the gas station. (see:neutral drop)

by Bud Weiserstein November 10, 2007

seesawedapool

A word that is made up in times of desperate need in the game of Scrabble.

"Seesawedapool!"
"GOOD TRY!"

by Battleshipqueen March 5, 2009