skrehawed

To thoroughly mess up, tatter or trash. To throw oneself or ones belongings upon perile and/or harm. To render something as nearly or fully useless because of said abuse or neglect.

My bike is so SKREHAWED the front wheel won't even stay on.
I SKREHAWED my backpack last night when I threw it off the campus clocktower.
My Mom's Buick is all SKREHAWED from neutral dropping it last night at the gas station. (see:neutral drop)

by Bud Weiserstein November 10, 2007

skeehawed

crooked, not aligned right, done wrong

How did you manage to park so skeehawed?

When you're canoeing down a river and the canoe is sideways instead of straight like it should be- you managed to get your canoe skeehawed

by AtticusLouieIII June 20, 2012

skrewed

the cool{no, not ‘kool’ or the sickening ‘kewl’} way to spell ‘screwed’, as well as how ’twas korrectly spelled in Old English (what with its Germanic routes). The letter ‘c’ should be reserved more for an ‘s’ sound (as in ‘Cici's Pizza’, proper-noun ‘Scion’, as well as when in concert with another letter to denote a new sound all its own: ‘bitch’, ‘charge’, ‘chagrin’, and German ‘ich’ or the proper-noun ‘Loch Ness Monster’).

See also: screwed, skrew, screw

Yep, you’re pretty-much skrewed alright, I’m ’fraid to confirm.

by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

skrewed

1) fifteen year old girl (as of december 2004) who has too much work
2) jenni

the girl has too much work, she is skrewed

by max December 9, 2004

skredwed

How the love of my life felt at her first audition for a California card games dealer at the Hollywood park Casino

“A girl been a poker dealer 3 years stills shaking I’m skredwed “

by tinychatjumpinchat July 24, 2023