skeeek
n.the noise a fart makes when you are sitting on the couch with some people, and you try to hide it, but it sneaks out
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skeekey
skeekey by MRDonut324564 December 15, 2022
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skeeek • skeek • skeeker • Skeeking • skedekrampe • Skeee • skeeee • SKEEEEEEEEEE • skeeeeweee • Skeeeuuuuuuw
Skeeeuuuuuuw
The word you drop when you see a maaaad fly bitty strolling down the street in front of you so everyone is alerted to look at her.
Pronunciation: skee is said in normal voice and then raise your voice to the highest possible level to polish it off with the uuuuuuw. (pronounced: Ski - you)
Pronunciation: skee is said in normal voice and then raise your voice to the highest possible level to polish it off with the uuuuuuw. (pronounced: Ski - you)
Skeeeuuuuuuw by martimer/marv May 29, 2005
skeeky
Cute, cuddly, bratty, and sometimes stinky.
Very similar to Skooky but sometimes a bratty attitude is involved and/or if the animal stinks. Like a cat fresh out of the litter box or a dog who hasn’t bathed in weeks.
Very similar to Skooky but sometimes a bratty attitude is involved and/or if the animal stinks. Like a cat fresh out of the litter box or a dog who hasn’t bathed in weeks.
Skweeka
The most popular and demanded coach for Arsenal competitive teams and players. Has coached top players such as Dracoo, the Fusion brothers, Tanqr, Castlers, and more. He was the leader of the most influential and most skilled Arsenal team of 2020, which dominated many tournaments and scrimmages, especially in late 2020. Although he doesn't play Arsenal competitively anymore, he still remains a popular and legendary figure amongst the competitive community and teaches up-and-coming prodigies how to maximize their mechanics and gamesense. He is ranked #7 on the global leaderboard in terms of overall skill and is rated the #1 IGL of Q3 and Q4 2020.
skeeker
An airy hissing fart delivered by a man. Like the fart of an attractive girl it also goes "pfft" or "pssst," but this time it reeks of shit, Axe Body Spray and armpits and the man who farted the skeeker will be made fun of as a fag by his retarded bro friends, because apparently a lot of gay men have loose asses and fart out skeekers all the time. In reality, only goatse farts like this.
The other day at football practice I heard an aerosol can-like sound like "pssst" and thought that cute girl who made cheerleading squad had passed gas, then I got a bolens boat boner. It then turned out to be a skeeker when I heard the dumb white trash jock in my class laughing like a retard and he said he tagged me with dat stank shit, because he thinks he's hella cool, then he saw my boner and called me a fag. I then punched him in the face because only beautiful women should fart like that and if he farts like that, then he's the fag!
skeeker by xXWhiteKnightXx September 7, 2010
Joseph Skeee
Jo Jo is the greasiest greaser
He is the embodiment of: “Oh yeah I have a girlfriend but she goes to a different school, you wouldn’t know her” even tho we all know he’s slurping that pipe in the mens room.
He is the embodiment of: “Oh yeah I have a girlfriend but she goes to a different school, you wouldn’t know her” even tho we all know he’s slurping that pipe in the mens room.
Joseph Skeee by DOLPHINDDD July 27, 2023
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