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skedekrampe

(from danish; skede = pussy, krampe = cramp)

...is a word describing three different things:

1.
The phenomenon, when a female (or male with non-dick-genitals a.k.a. a vagina) has cramps in her pussy, as a resulting of either one or multiple physical reasons. (Could be such as; Visit from the red, STD's, or a sledgehammer being whammed into the holy cave of dick-paradise)

2.
A situation being cocksucking.
Example: Lots of homework, unerected penis when a boner is needed, etc.

3.
A jerk.
Example: yo mum
1. When he launched a missile into her pussy, it resulted in a skedekrampe.

2. Her boss put her into a skedekrampe-situation, in which she had to eat pizza with pineapple on, in order to keep her job...

3.
The student was a skedekrampe, when he refused to fuck his teacher in math class
by WhySoManyUsernameTaken? February 28, 2018
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