skeek

female ejaculation (verb)

She totally skeeked in my mouth----it was like a fucking torrent.

by Sarah Cullen March 21, 2005

Skeek

Noun. Obsessive snow humper/skirt chaser. Often socially awkward and hormonally inbalanced. Natural habitats are the mountainous regions of France, specifically the altitudous enclaves. Sometimes come bearded, but facial hair not exclusively indicative of state of mind. Musical tastes run to the effite, including The Sound of Music soundtrack and original samples of Elkie Brooks. Skeek-watchers should be warned that trip-hazards are associated with this particualr genus of geek. Also known as Snerd or Snooser.

'Oh my God Ross, you are such a Skeek'

by SmallJibe March 13, 2009

Skeek

A pledge in a frat is referred to as a Skeek

Tell the skeeks to clean this up!

by PropOfMak March 30, 2010

skeek

(skateboard geek) knowing too much about and taking skating too seriously.

Nic is such a skeek. He knows every single move that every single pro skater has done in every skate video he's ever seen. He plays way too much tony hawk games.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 16, 2003

Skeek

A skeek is a way to say fuck in other words

Go skeek yourself

by Skeeker February 20, 2019

Skeedo

The skin-tight lycra-spandex suits worn by ski racers during races and sometimes, unfortunately, after the race on the slopes with the rest of us.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.

Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.

Dude, did you see that guy blow past me wearing a skeedo? There must be a race today.

Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.

by Ole the Logger March 12, 2013

sow seeker

A guy who notoriously ends up with the ugliest girl at the party.

"Pete's a great guy but his sow seeking will keep bringing the ugly girls to our parties"

by john wiskeyjack August 16, 2003