Noun. Obsessive snow humper/skirt chaser. Often socially awkward and hormonally inbalanced. Natural habitats are the mountainous regions of France, specifically the altitudous enclaves. Sometimes come bearded, but facial hair not exclusively indicative of state of mind. Musical tastes run to the effite, including The Sound of Music soundtrack and original samples of Elkie Brooks. Skeek-watchers should be warned that trip-hazards are associated with this particualr genus of geek. Also known as Snerd or Snooser.
Nic is such a skeek. He knows every single move that every single pro skater has done in every skate video he's ever seen. He plays way too much tony hawk games.
The skin-tight lycra-spandex suits worn by ski racers during races and sometimes, unfortunately, after the race on the slopes with the rest of us.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.
Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.
Dude, did you see that guy blow past mewearing a skeedo? There must be a race today.
Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.