skeekey

A sexual act when you put mayonnaise on your cunt and then have sex.

Yes I had a really good night with Brad we did a new thing called skeekey.

by MRDonut324564 December 15, 2022

henry sheekey

he wants to be a big shreck when he grows up and eats lot of onions.

henry sheekey is a big shreck

by j0shua12345 July 4, 2019

Sheekeyed

After sinking the 8-ball on the break when playing billiards the opposing player is referred to as having been Sheekeyed. After the 8-ball goes in, it is accompanied by a high-pitched gleeful scream and jump combination.

I Sheekeyed the shit out of you last game.

by caboyoun November 26, 2011

skeeky

Cute, cuddly, bratty, and sometimes stinky.

Very similar to Skooky but sometimes a bratty attitude is involved and/or if the animal stinks. Like a cat fresh out of the litter box or a dog who hasn’t bathed in weeks.

Sugar Pea: Hey String Bean! Did you know Rifiki is really really cute and cuddly? But he scratched me to get away, and I am pretty sure he just came out of the litter box.

String Bean: Oh! You mean he is Skeeky?

Sugar Pea: Yeah! Coincidentally that kinda rhymes with Rifiki!

by 1998F150 December 1, 2018

skeeker

An airy hissing fart delivered by a man. Like the fart of an attractive girl it also goes "pfft" or "pssst," but this time it reeks of shit, Axe Body Spray and armpits and the man who farted the skeeker will be made fun of as a fag by his retarded bro friends, because apparently a lot of gay men have loose asses and fart out skeekers all the time. In reality, only goatse farts like this.

The other day at football practice I heard an aerosol can-like sound like "pssst" and thought that cute girl who made cheerleading squad had passed gas, then I got a bolens boat boner. It then turned out to be a skeeker when I heard the dumb white trash jock in my class laughing like a retard and he said he tagged me with dat stank shit, because he thinks he's hella cool, then he saw my boner and called me a fag. I then punched him in the face because only beautiful women should fart like that and if he farts like that, then he's the fag!

by xXWhiteKnightXx September 7, 2010

Skeezey

Someone who is Sketchy and Sleezy.

That guy is skeezey! Why do you hang out with some so skeezey?

by RobbMouse October 24, 2010

skeezeyskonk

a jujitsu move involved in the act of rapidly ripping a mans bollocks off. the art was first perfected by a man named ronnie

ah fuck mate he’s gonna fuckin skeezeyskonk his nuts

by skeezeyskonk December 3, 2019