A terminal disease that renders you unable to skate. You can catch skatebored from many things, such as:
-bad weather
-broken skateboard
-injury
-school/work
-parents/significant other
-you're watching Law and Order
The best cure for skatebored depends on the cause. Many fight the disease by browsing ebay for skating merchandise or watching skating videos. In the case of an injury, you'll simply have to let your immune system stave off the disease.

Recent studies have shown that playing skate 2 can help to cure this horrendous illness. This is still in debate, though, and it is not yet known whether the video game fights the illness.

Don't get skatebored

Person 1: Hey, dude, wanna go skate that wallride today?
Person 2: I wish I could, but I'm skatebored.
Person 1: That sucks dude, I hope you get better.

skatebored by Shiggy499 April 10, 2009

skamtebord

The word that stared the subreddit r/skamtebord, represemtting a bvdfjewhkj responfse usua;;u pm;u pme wprd ;p,mh tpo am pyjerwodr ormal queatiopn

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the new subreddit r/skamtebord?
Person 2: table

skamtebord by chimknen wing s September 4, 2021

Skattebol

Norwegian term for someone very lazy and selfcentered.

Hey, you've been texting on that iPhone all day you skattebol! Get your lazy ass up and do some work!

Skattebol by Theguy888888 February 21, 2011

Skattebol

Skattebol is an infamous norwegian monster, which norwegian parents use to threathen their naughty children. Skattebol is said to have a breath so bad it can kill you, he is an expert when it comes to torture and is said to know every nerve in your body. Another variation of the story says that Skattebol is so ugly and ridiculous you will laugh yourself to death if you see it. The latter story is the most popular story about Skattebol.

Father to son: You better go to sleep, or Skattebol is gonna get you! And you don't want that, because he will turn your body inside out with his breath!

Skattebol by Melkerfeil99898 February 21, 2011

skattered

Hungover

Aw man she fucken skattered from last night

skattered by Nevegilbert December 31, 2017

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026