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skatteboed

Politely participating in a civilized engagement, then literally defecating on the opposition
I had nothing against Iowa State personally, but they just had to get Skatteboed
skatteboed by Kamikaze Possum December 7, 2024
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skatebored

A terminal disease that renders you unable to skate. You can catch skatebored from many things, such as:
-bad weather
-broken skateboard
-injury
-school/work
-parents/significant other
-you're watching Law and Order
The best cure for skatebored depends on the cause. Many fight the disease by browsing ebay for skating merchandise or watching skating videos. In the case of an injury, you'll simply have to let your immune system stave off the disease.

Recent studies have shown that playing skate 2 can help to cure this horrendous illness. This is still in debate, though, and it is not yet known whether the video game fights the illness.

Don't get skatebored
Person 1: Hey, dude, wanna go skate that wallride today?
Person 2: I wish I could, but I'm skatebored.
Person 1: That sucks dude, I hope you get better.
skatebored by Shiggy499 April 10, 2009

skamtebord 

The word that stared the subreddit r/skamtebord, represemtting a bvdfjewhkj responfse usua;;u pm;u pme wprd ;p,mh tpo am pyjerwodr ormal queatiopn
Person 1: Hey, have you seen the new subreddit r/skamtebord?
Person 2: table
skamtebord by chimknen wing s September 4, 2021
Norwegian term for someone very lazy and selfcentered.
Hey, you've been texting on that iPhone all day you skattebol! Get your lazy ass up and do some work!
Skattebol by Theguy888888 February 21, 2011
Skattebol is an infamous norwegian monster, which norwegian parents use to threathen their naughty children. Skattebol is said to have a breath so bad it can kill you, he is an expert when it comes to torture and is said to know every nerve in your body. Another variation of the story says that Skattebol is so ugly and ridiculous you will laugh yourself to death if you see it. The latter story is the most popular story about Skattebol.
Father to son: You better go to sleep, or Skattebol is gonna get you! And you don't want that, because he will turn your body inside out with his breath!
Skattebol by Melkerfeil99898 February 21, 2011

skattered 

Aw man she fucken skattered from last night
skattered by Nevegilbert December 31, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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