Skattebol

Norwegian term for someone very lazy and selfcentered.

Hey, you've been texting on that iPhone all day you skattebol! Get your lazy ass up and do some work!

by Theguy888888 February 21, 2011

Skattebol

Skattebol is an infamous norwegian monster, which norwegian parents use to threathen their naughty children. Skattebol is said to have a breath so bad it can kill you, he is an expert when it comes to torture and is said to know every nerve in your body. Another variation of the story says that Skattebol is so ugly and ridiculous you will laugh yourself to death if you see it. The latter story is the most popular story about Skattebol.

Father to son: You better go to sleep, or Skattebol is gonna get you! And you don't want that, because he will turn your body inside out with his breath!

by Melkerfeil99898 February 21, 2011

Skateboard

The good ol' plank o' wood. A skateboard is NOT a toy; it's a part of your fucking life, bro. Cruise to school, bomb hills, haul ass, eat shit, and learn a thing or two from and on your board. A skateboard has always been there. Get on and forget all the bullshit; enjoy the ride. You CANNOT use a skateboard as a fashion sense; if you do, you're a shithead. Thrash everything in sight and ride until you die.

Fuck doing homework. I have my skateboard.
Fuck doing drugs. I have my skateboard.

Fuck all this bullshit. I have my skateboard.

by Fuck Love, Snort Drugs December 15, 2012

Skateboarding

Stereo types aside, it's just a thing that some people like doing. Frowned upon by cops, business owners, and midle aged rich stuck up Bitchy women. You get kicked out of anywhere you can think off by just skating flatground.

HEY! THERES NO SKATEBOARDING HERE. YOUR DAMAGING THAT LEDGE!!!

But, we're skating flatground, though.

THATS IT, I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

by 75283skate March 24, 2011

Skateboarding is not a crime

The expression is NOT a reference to people critical of the subculture, nor was it EVER used as an excuse for any real crimes committed by people on skateboards. It was responding to the growing numbers of towns in the 90s ban skateboarding in public, despite the number of people who rode bikes, roller blades, and, oh yeah, drove CARS just as unsafely as skaters skateboard.

Skateboarding is not a crime, so take the stick out of your ass.

by Stillravenmad November 4, 2008

Skateboard Alley

A local, but hidden secret skateboard spot only known by locals of the part of Howell, NJ called "Ramtown". Consists of a Mini- Ramp with talented spray paint on it, which located in the woods. All types of kids hangout there and smoke, skate and sometimes even have sex.

I haven't been to Skateboard Alley in years!

by howellnjroots May 18, 2011

palace skateboards

BEST FUCKING BRAND EVER.
BETTER THAN POLAR AND SUPREME.

palace skateboards is the brand name.

just copped a palace jumper.
my palace skateboard has so much pop.
seen so many palace skateboards in slam city.

by DOLPHINZ September 22, 2013