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skatejawn 

1. to lie about seemingly mundane things such as age and place of residence
2. making plans and ditching someone at the last moment so you can farm your 467th mount on World of Warcraft and work towards 30k achievement points
Random Text Message as you're about to head out to meet with your boy Alex to watch Dale Jr's last race: Hey man sorry I gotta Skatejawn you like this but I've been having the Modzys all evening. Let's meet up some other time :ezx

Alex: 21 btw haHAA
Carl: Hey Alex, if you're 21 why does your btag end in 92?

Alex: Oh uhh, the 92 is random btw! haHAA :ezx
Carl: Dang boys we getting skatejawned so hard rn.

Shahz: Hey Alex, since I respect you as a person, I took 30 seconds of my time to find your Facebook page to add you as a friend. Nice to see you're still in Bethlehem PA.
Alex: Nah that's not me even though it looks like me. I'm from Nazareth PA btw haHAA
Carter: Hey Alex why do you have all these Bethlehem vids in your liked videos list if you're from Nazareth
Alex: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Carter: Are you sure you're not from Tel Aviv PA (I'm gay btw)
Alex: Carter and oobers and jenderyn making of a porno :ezx
skatejawn by Sea88 October 17, 2017
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Skateland South 

Skateland South is a roller skating rink located in Springfield Illinois. Public skating sessions are on Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Skateland South is also available for private paties.
I skated at Skateland South last Friday night and the music was great!
Skateland South by JSkater November 17, 2009

Skatenance 

Roller Derby Skate Maintenance. The process of dismantling wheels and bearings for cleaning.
"Let's get together this weekend for a skatenance session"
Skatenance by liss89 October 8, 2011

skateman 

Skateman is attractive and skates a lot

Skateman is sexy
Oh look is skateman the sexiest man alive
skateman by Pabloishotmyboi November 20, 2021
“Oh man, did you go to the last RAC show? skatejams couldn’t play anything besides surf curse covers.”
skatejams by I❤️AshleyR November 23, 2021
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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