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skatejawn 

1. to lie about seemingly mundane things such as age and place of residence
2. making plans and ditching someone at the last moment so you can farm your 467th mount on World of Warcraft and work towards 30k achievement points
Random Text Message as you're about to head out to meet with your boy Alex to watch Dale Jr's last race: Hey man sorry I gotta Skatejawn you like this but I've been having the Modzys all evening. Let's meet up some other time :ezx

Alex: 21 btw haHAA
Carl: Hey Alex, if you're 21 why does your btag end in 92?

Alex: Oh uhh, the 92 is random btw! haHAA :ezx
Carl: Dang boys we getting skatejawned so hard rn.

Shahz: Hey Alex, since I respect you as a person, I took 30 seconds of my time to find your Facebook page to add you as a friend. Nice to see you're still in Bethlehem PA.
Alex: Nah that's not me even though it looks like me. I'm from Nazareth PA btw haHAA
Carter: Hey Alex why do you have all these Bethlehem vids in your liked videos list if you're from Nazareth
Alex: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Carter: Are you sure you're not from Tel Aviv PA (I'm gay btw)
Alex: Carter and oobers and jenderyn making of a porno :ezx
skatejawn by Sea88 October 17, 2017
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Skateland South 

Skateland South is a roller skating rink located in Springfield Illinois. Public skating sessions are on Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Skateland South is also available for private paties.
I skated at Skateland South last Friday night and the music was great!
Skateland South by JSkater November 17, 2009
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Skatenance 

Roller Derby Skate Maintenance. The process of dismantling wheels and bearings for cleaning.
"Let's get together this weekend for a skatenance session"
Skatenance by liss89 October 8, 2011

skateman 

Skateman is attractive and skates a lot

Skateman is sexy
Oh look is skateman the sexiest man alive
skateman by Pabloishotmyboi November 20, 2021
“Oh man, did you go to the last RAC show? skatejams couldn’t play anything besides surf curse covers.”
skatejams by I❤️AshleyR November 23, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026