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Goat was a goat
Goat was a goat
Can I make it any more obvious
Goat was a goat
Goat did ballet
What more can I say
Goat wanted goat
Goat'd never tell

Secretly goat wanted goat as well
But all of goat friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Goat had a pretty face
But goat head was up in space
Goat needed to come back down to earth
Five years from now
Goat sits at home
Feeding the baby goat's all alone
Goat turns on TV
Guess who goat sees
Skater goat rockin' up MTV
Goat calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got tickets to see goat’s show
Goat tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the goat that she turned down
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Now goat's a super star
Slamming on goat guitar
Does your pretty face see what goat's worth?
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Now Goat's a super star
Slamming on goat guitar
Does your pretty face see what goat’s worth?
Sorry goat but you missed out
Well tough luck that goat's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that goat could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
Goat's just a goat
SkateGoat was a goat
Goat was a goat
Can I make it any more obvious
Goat was a goat
Goat did ballet
What more can I say
Goat wanted goat
Goat'd never tell

Secretly goat wanted goat as well
But all of goat friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Goat had a pretty face
But goat head was up in space
Goat needed to come back down to earth
Five years from now
Goat sits at home
Feeding the baby goat's all alone
Goat turns on TV
Guess who goat sees
Skater goat rockin' up MTV
Goat calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got tickets to see goat’s show
Goat tags along
Stands in the crowd
Looks up at the goat that she turned down
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Now goat's a super star
Slamming on goat guitar
Does your pretty face see what goat's worth?
Goat was a skater goat
Goat said see you later goat
Goat wasn't good enough for goat
Now Goat's a super star
Slamming on goat guitar
Does your pretty face see what goat’s worth?
Sorry goat but you missed out
Well tough luck that goat's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that goat could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
Goat's just a goat
by NotSkateGoat September 11, 2018
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skategoat

something that you can blame your sub-par skateboarding on.
Dude, Leroy keeps saying he can't land that back lip because his shoelace belt doesn't match his hat. But, we all know that's just a skategoat.
by Regnad Nairda December 23, 2008
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Skateboard

The good ol' plank o' wood. A skateboard is NOT a toy; it's a part of your fucking life, bro. Cruise to school, bomb hills, haul ass, eat shit, and learn a thing or two from and on your board. A skateboard has always been there. Get on and forget all the bullshit; enjoy the ride. You CANNOT use a skateboard as a fashion sense; if you do, you're a shithead. Thrash everything in sight and ride until you die.
Fuck doing homework. I have my skateboard.
Fuck doing drugs. I have my skateboard.

Fuck all this bullshit. I have my skateboard.
by Fuck Love, Snort Drugs December 15, 2012
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Skateboarding

Stereo types aside, it's just a thing that some people like doing. Frowned upon by cops, business owners, and midle aged rich stuck up Bitchy women. You get kicked out of anywhere you can think off by just skating flatground.
HEY! THERES NO SKATEBOARDING HERE. YOUR DAMAGING THAT LEDGE!!!

But, we're skating flatground, though.

THATS IT, I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
by 75283skate March 24, 2011
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Skateboarding is not a crime

The expression is NOT a reference to people critical of the subculture, nor was it EVER used as an excuse for any real crimes committed by people on skateboards. It was responding to the growing numbers of towns in the 90s ban skateboarding in public, despite the number of people who rode bikes, roller blades, and, oh yeah, drove CARS just as unsafely as skaters skateboard.
Skateboarding is not a crime, so take the stick out of your ass.
by Stillravenmad November 4, 2008
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Skateboard Alley

A local, but hidden secret skateboard spot only known by locals of the part of Howell, NJ called "Ramtown". Consists of a Mini- Ramp with talented spray paint on it, which located in the woods. All types of kids hangout there and smoke, skate and sometimes even have sex.
I haven't been to Skateboard Alley in years!
by howellnjroots May 18, 2011
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scapegoat

(n.) A scapegoat is an event person or object that is used to lay the blame on for all that goes wrong, regardless of the contributions of others. This will usually carry on until the scapegoat has gone, or has managed to successfully defend itself against the arguements presented to it.

The word comes from Judaism. During mass reconciliation the rabbi would bring a goat to the alter. The sins of the people would be absorbed into the goat, and it would then be killed, its' blood staining the alter until cleansed. This is what Jesus Christ reflected in his crucifixion, being a scapegoat.


(v.) to make the scapegoat
I will not be made a scapegoat.


To be a scapegoat is to take heat.


Scapegoat was often burned, but sometimes the poor stole it and ate it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
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